.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin
• goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • reba/dolly 2024 • subscribe • linktr.ee/riotgrlerin Georgia, USA Joined January 2009-
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me: dating is hard me on a date: there was a dog in your dating profile pic why are they not here
we’re a species that burns their mouths repeatedly on hot pockets how are we not extinct.
drew berrymore sells wine but drew burymore sells shovels.
My depression is both manic *and* paralyzing, which has to be the least practical mutant power ever.
I moved and found a muscle in my back that I had no idea existed
can’t see my gun call that glockcoma
Pls don’t try to get to know me i am better as a concept
If you kept your eclipse glasses, I advise you to wear them today as I am going to take a walk in shorts for the first time this year. Safety first.
If you see a bear on your walk and you were scared but didn't die, congratulations: you got a glimpse of what being a woman can be like.
was walking the dogs and saw a car with a woman and a screaming toddler and suddenly a guy ran out from the corner store yelling I GOT EM I GOT EM while holding a bag of goldfish crackers over his head and I got the hell outta the way because I know an emergency when I see one
And when I looked back and saw only one set of footprints in the sand I realized the hourglass in my pocket must be leaking
The IRS needs special envelopes for when you're not in trouble
ngl i doubt either of them could fix my computer
If I have to keep seeing that video of the guy fingering the iced coffee I am going to throw my phone into Mt. Doom
You wouldn’t last a millenium on the falcon where they raised me.
therapist: you seem manic me: well it is monday
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me: dating is hard me on a date: there was a dog in your dating profile pic why are they not here
Stede and Bowie fits: A Thread
@MouseyDreaming This thread is magic. (@RiotGrlErin I don't know if you know Our Flag Means Death, but I thought you--as queen of threads such as this--would enjoy some Stede, Blackbeard, & Bowie.)
@RiotGrlErin Because we annihilated all the other species that might pose a threat?
@RiotGrlErin Shit… I could’ve used an emotional support dog during my dating days. 😂
me: dating is hard me on a date: there was a dog in your dating profile pic why are they not here
@RiotGrlErin The Hot Pockets jingle is actually an ancient spell. It protects us while we eat it, and makes us forget any and all pain we endure.
we’re a species that burns their mouths repeatedly on hot pockets how are we not extinct.