Bacon Pixie Dream Girl @baconpixiegirl
Antisocial flirt. Abnormal wench. twitter.com/search/from:ba… United States Joined October 2016-
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If only I had used my vagina more for evil.
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I’ve got the key in my hand, all I have to find is the lock.
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The bitchiest thing the moon can do is block the sun.
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Sorry I’m late I was scrolling to my birth year.
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therapist: pick your battles me: okay all of them
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who else up wasting their potential
If getting laid is a good thing….and getting off is a good thing… …then why is getting laid off not the best thing ever?!
In some hotel room somewhere
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With great tits comes literally no responsibility
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I’m no social butterfly but if you want a disassociating moth hmu
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Smart people turn me the fuck on.
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A long hug from someone who loves me and a million dollars could fix me.
Where am I right now? If you guessed taking shots in a hotel bathroom…100000 points to you!
Do I seem like a Gemini to you? …if the answer’s no, you must be thinking of one of my other personalities. 🤔
Feeling meh about my life but ok about my hair
I wonder if hate-watching It’s a Wonderful Life would make me feel any better.
Bacon Pixie Dream Girl retweeted
Get yourself a woman that looks like a sad librarian. Trust me on this one.
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Father of the Bride II, but Franck got the mom and daughter pregnant.
Does rage burn calories? I feel like I should be skinny by now
I feel like I’ve been in the path of totality my whole life.
Sorry I’m late I was scrolling to my birth year.
therapist: pick your battles me: okay all of them
@baconpixiegirl International Woman of Mystery… 😍
@baconpixiegirl These are the type of things that I’ve grown used to over the years you saying and it’s one of the reasons I love following you
@baconpixiegirl Great for flasks though... You should have a couple! 😉
the only bad thing about Hell is that we can’t have ice cream :(
If only I had used my vagina more for evil.
If she's over forty, it's definitely pee. Sorry bro.
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