𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler
Rated 100% pure, grade A, American “little beef boy” by JD Power And Associates. twitter.com/search/?q=%28m… OBEY OHIO Joined September 2010-
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You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast
Gephyrophobia is the term for a fear of bridges. Jeffyrophobia is the term for a fear of Jeff Bridges.
Filling my pez dispenser with ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief
As is usually the case who the fuck knows
My boss wants to know why I haven’t been to work in 5 days. He doesn’t seem to understand what “never ending pasta bowl” means.
Yeah, I’m into S&M (spaghetti and meatballs)
When they say a country is a banana republic I just assumed it was ran by a middle-age white guy in a short sleeve button down and $140 chinos.
Whenever Capital One asks, “what’s in your wallet?” I’m like, a few extra ramen flavor packets and a photo of Kathy Ireland.
Saying, “ohboyohboyohboyohboyohboy” the whole time during sex.
I'm gonna need y'all to stop making up new slang words I am exhausted
DamnFineTweet @damnfinetweet
13K Followers 3K Following RIP DamnFineTweet 8/7/2019-4/27/2023 thank you for 85000 trophies and a million good vibes. I'll miss you!Micah The Seeker @Micah_McGurk
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2K Followers 1K Following on the one hand, i’m a depressive misanthropic hateful hypocritical piece of shit he/him/that assholeipad pro jones @ipadprojones
6K Followers 4K Following i love tweeting on twitter please don’t take my twitter account away I am a parody accountBone Chocolates @BoneChocolates
6K Followers 2K Following Making my little jokes to distract myself from the terror of the walls closing in.horse dentist @equine__dentist
30K Followers 856 Following horse god formerly known as balthazar the exaltedcoot @cooterhog
3K Followers 2K Following dog poster • personal attorney to marshall scott • none of the opinions expressed here are my ownJason Not Evil @JasonNotEvil
17K Followers 4K Following Screenwriter and fart joke enthusiast Popular tweets: https://t.co/cVlfPJFRBK𝑽𝒆𝒈𝒂𝒔 .. @Conchvegas1
7K Followers 3K Following Twitter is my rock n roll☆He/Him @QueenVofCoffee is my TW ☕ @GoddessPsyche23 is my TC 😌 Fan of pop psychology 🤓🤔😳Slime @Im_The_Slime
2K Followers 813 Following Seriously never serious. Now laugh: https://t.co/Rluk6Ah1bFRangus Enjoyer @EnjoyerRangus
1K Followers 526 Following Insufferable, incredibly irritating and a friend to most, 24Xuxa Xenia @XeniaXuxa
819 Followers 1K Following Post poacher Avid Bitcher rage tweeter half assed parent and okayest daughter ever. And not to brag or anything but I’m Canadian.Thundernoggin♟️�.. @codehurtsbrain
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126 Followers 202 FollowingTom Reagan’s Hat @RufusTSuperfly
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440 Followers 523 Following Cincinnati native, Bengals Who Dey, Cincinnati Reds fanJesus’ Ballsack🇨.. @KimberCanada49
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7K Followers 5K Following Dancing Queen and mom of two...lover of fairies, gin and the moon. Sometimes blonde, ALWAYS dreaming.....Mo @mo_luchessi
745 Followers 1K Following I work in a pharmacy. I also write books and do art stuff. I like naptime and pizza.Dr. Pepper Slut 🏴�.. @2TesticleHavr
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267 Followers 850 Following I am a meat popsicle. HellThread-Enthusiast. he/him #ACABTheRealMrsParker @RealMrsParker1
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810 Followers 635 Following I'm not funny. I just have a laugh or you'll cry kind of life I sometimes like to share. https://t.co/0e3UDbPZ7nshoggy - sl/acc🛸�.. @gooderheck
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9 Followers 32 FollowingDamnFineTweet @damnfinetweet
13K Followers 3K Following RIP DamnFineTweet 8/7/2019-4/27/2023 thank you for 85000 trophies and a million good vibes. I'll miss you!Micah The Seeker @Micah_McGurk
3K Followers 2K Following writer https://t.co/zYoNbSBzj0 🥞 Intermittent VeganCannibusLecter @FMLsweetly
2K Followers 1K Following on the one hand, i’m a depressive misanthropic hateful hypocritical piece of shit he/him/that assholeipad pro jones @ipadprojones
6K Followers 4K Following i love tweeting on twitter please don’t take my twitter account away I am a parody accountBone Chocolates @BoneChocolates
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30K Followers 856 Following horse god formerly known as balthazar the exaltedcoot @cooterhog
3K Followers 2K Following dog poster • personal attorney to marshall scott • none of the opinions expressed here are my ownJason Not Evil @JasonNotEvil
17K Followers 4K Following Screenwriter and fart joke enthusiast Popular tweets: https://t.co/cVlfPJFRBK𝑽𝒆𝒈𝒂𝒔 .. @Conchvegas1
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2K Followers 813 Following Seriously never serious. Now laugh: https://t.co/Rluk6Ah1bFRangus Enjoyer @EnjoyerRangus
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440 Followers 523 Following Cincinnati native, Bengals Who Dey, Cincinnati Reds fanNIGHTMARE @gilbyagain
201 Followers 178 Following harm reductionist / abortion advocate / shit posterMo @mo_luchessi
745 Followers 1K Following I work in a pharmacy. I also write books and do art stuff. I like naptime and pizza.She's got legs and knows how to use them but her arms just hang there like sausages
They will be banning air travel in favor of a spirit based transportation system in July
it’s a single burnt nugget on stale bread wrapped in a list of all the ways you’ve disappointed your parents
Good morning to everyone except people at the supermarket checkout who don’t move along the conveyor belt at the same time as their shopping
Spencer Steer is this week's guest on The Jim Day Podcast! 🎙️ reds.com/jimday
Founding member of Golden Girls fan club, Blanche Davidians
Every time a dad joke is told, a pair of New Balance shoes get their sole.
My girlfriend holds a gun to my head every night and makes me scroll through my text messages
I came here to do two things: pray and quote Natalie Imbruglia, and I’m all out of faith
@MoMohler @JayTorch1031 😂😂 the theme today is neighbors