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VIVA VIVA TORTUGUITA VIVA VIVA PALESTINA
60 US campuses in rebellion now, it was 40 two days ago
(as major institutions in my country start acting in lock step like enforcers for a foreign government) I'm concerned about groupthink on college campuses
*Antarctica has entered the chat?!?* 😲
Sorry I’m late. I got here as soon as I wanted to.
“can I be a bitch for a second?” girl if there was only 1 second left before the world ended, I’d still let you. please proceed and don’t leave out any details
Noticing that some of these protesters are wearing glasses. Who paid for the glasses???
israel is committing a genocide right now, it’s disgusting. the most shameful legacy of the holocaust, i can’t believe it. horrible
husband: look, you’d love this me: oh I do, but I wouldn’t get it because you’d say I need to be able to see out in case— [at the same time]: there was a T-REX!
husband: look, you’d love this me: oh I do, but I wouldn’t get it because you’d say I need to be able to see out in case— [at the same time]: there was a T-REX!
The last few weeks have revealed that there are a lot of people who simply cannot fathom the concept of caring about other human beings without some person gain ulterior motive.
I know I’m a bad writer (and a pervert) because if I had written Misery it would have turned into a sex thing.
Excited to announce I’ve been paid $5,000,000 for my new comedy special, “They Won’t Let You Do Comedy Anymore” for a big streamer. It’s shot at an opera house that sits 5,000 cheering fans. My opening bit will be about me being silenced. The rest will be how much I hate my wife
Why are universities investing in weapons manufacturing? Is a question we should all be asking.
🚨 Police arresting students now @ #UGA for criminal trespassing on their own campus. University of Georgia had set up the Gaza Solidarity Encampment hardly an hour ago.
Approximately 25 University of Georgia students and Athens community members set up camp on the Old College front lawn at North Campus early on Monday morning to demonstrate in support of Palestine, joining many other college campuses around the nation. buff.ly/4biqYLt
if i needed a knife but only had 10,000 spoons i would make it work
BREAKING: anti-genocide protesters have taken over Jackson Square in New Orleans. Tents have been put up. This is the first non-university Gaza solidarity encampment, to our knowledge.
I just don’t believe it’s a comedian’s job to kiss the president’s ass
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2K Followers 688 Following lord forgive me but i’m back on my bullshit • writer @businessinsider @screenqueenz @screenrant @directedbywomen @wgtc_site @screenspeckGrowing crowd at #Emory to demand the Atlanta university divest from ties to Israeli apartheid and genocide in Gaza
I would have thought it's falling over in an ice skating rink, and someone skating over your outstretched fingers cutting them all clean off.
Every woman’s biggest nightmare is late marriage.
me dipping a lemon pepper wing in the chattahoochee
Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩
They’re still somewhere trying to figure out how to make better bombs and pretending their hands are clean
another day of asking where the STEM faculty are at during literally any of this
biden has been tougher on the protesters peacefully occupying a university building than the israeli settlers slaughtering palestinians to steal their land in the west bank
A new statement from the White House in response to the news of Columbia protestors taking over a campus building.
BREAKING| Columbia University prohibits entry of the American-Palestinian journalist, Lama Al-Arian, and prevents her from covering events on campus. Al-Arian is a winner of DuPont award in 2022, awarded by the School of Journalism at Columbia University.
This 12 bedroom country house in la Pieve, Italy that comes with a wine cellar. €195,000.
It's a protest, not a festival.
1. Last night, a Kansas Republican, Represetnative Susan Concannon, voted against a transgender ban in the state, upholding the governor's veto. Her message was simple: "Government involvement is not the answer." She was joined by others. Subscribe to support my journalism.
STOP BRINGING YOUR KIDS TO BREWERIES IM TRYING TO RELAX
Lock him up.
You have to hear this to believe this.
Just received video of blood splattered on the home of NYU President Linda Mills by “external community members in solidarity with NYU students.” Note included reads: “Linda Mills: Your administration is complicit in genocide. Blood on your hands. Long live Gaza.”
Weird that Tesla is laying off 10% of their workforce when many of their problems could be solved by only laying off 1 guy
My fear is that Israel is going to force women and children to leave Rafah, and then kill all the men
🚨 UPDATE: The woman who called the police on a group of demonstrators at @NorthwesternU has been identified as Danielle Chalfie She is a teacher in Chicago
worth noting DePaul is one of the biggest (if not the biggest) catholic university in the country.
BREAKING: DePaul University students launch their encampment in Chicago
Nobody cares
"We assume that car use is an incompressible liquid that must be routed somewhere. But it’s more like a gas that fills whatever space it is given.” —Ian Lockwood, transport planner.
Mercedes fired their CEO a day after this video dropped, just sayin…
Mercedes CEO pay jumped 80% last year. 8 execs got $27 MILLION in raises. Alabama Mercedes workers got left behind. That changes May 13-17 with the union election at Mercedes. #StandUpMercedes #VoteUAWYes #StandUpUAW