Helleanor Rigby @Mom_Overboard
🥪 take these broken wings and learn to fly 🏔 twitter.com/search?q=from%… Joined October 2013-
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Oh, that? That's just my emotional support Cinnabon™️
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No more dating for me. We going on a trip and at the end we’ll either be in love or hate each other.
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I’m tired of all the sadness and gloom. Tell me something good that’s happened to you. Let me share in your joy and triumph
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Ok that’s enough funky music, white boy.
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My toxic trait (to myself) is I try to explain the reason behind someone’s problematic behavior rather than to hold them accountable for it because I’m trying to be “understanding”
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looks like someone ordered the brontosaurus ribs
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It's okay, facial recognition. I don't recognize myself anymore either.
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seeing things for what they are and not what you want them to be can be lonely sometimes
Sometimes I like to visit my mom's Facebook page, send a number of controversial replies on her posts, and poke the bear... As a treat.
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I genuinely believe tulips have gotten more beautiful in the last four years. I never used to care about them, but now every April I go around overwhelmed almost to tears with aesthetic pleasure over tulips, like some gay Dutchman in 1634
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There are really only two seasons: soup salad
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I went to an interview once and the guy asked me what I could “bring to the table” and I said potato chips
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Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now
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*John Lennon voice* Imagine there’s no dragons
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What doesn't kill you wakes you up at 5 am asking for cereal and Bluey
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[ At the gym ] Gym bro: can you spot me? Me (pointing at him): there you are!
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You think no one wants to talk to you because your intellect is so intimidating, but actually, no one wants to talk to you because you're an asshole. And people can see it from miles away.
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“You know, I could just grab a fish.” “That's not the point, Gerald.”
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am I fucked in the head for thinking that dating someone and being in a relationship with someone are two totally different things
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Has anyone been updating the spreadsheet with names and TCs?
Oh, that? That's just my emotional support Cinnabon™️
No more dating for me. We going on a trip and at the end we’ll either be in love or hate each other.
I’m tired of all the sadness and gloom. Tell me something good that’s happened to you. Let me share in your joy and triumph
My dog just got home from doggy daycare and you’ve never seen a sleepier pup trying to hang in there lol
My toxic trait (to myself) is I try to explain the reason behind someone’s problematic behavior rather than to hold them accountable for it because I’m trying to be “understanding”
looks like someone ordered the brontosaurus ribs
It's okay, facial recognition. I don't recognize myself anymore either.
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@ModeratelyMused @Mom_Overboard * citation needed (Is a lil joke for us younguns to enjoy without being too overt)
@Mom_Overboard You can leave comments like “why did you post this” and “who is that? Do you know them?????” On any meme she posts
The best thing about moving so far; I don’t have to justify and “earn” rest anymore. No one is gonna come in and tell me I’m lazy or say I don’t do enough if I’m sitting down. I can get done what needs to be done at the pace that works for my body and brain.
seeing things for what they are and not what you want them to be can be lonely sometimes
My daughter is mad at me and just informed me that when she dies her last words will be “my mom is a loser”
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