moderately amusing gay wolf @ModeratelyMused
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This is one of my secret favorite accounts that I genuinely don’t think any of you deserve @nayele18maybe
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Shoutout to all the “How To” video creators 😂
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i don't need therapy i need to be executed
God help me I just when up dreaming of dominos deep dish
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Why are there a million songs about love but only one song about a Jewish werewolf
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Unexpected item in tweeting area
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If you give me another chance, I just know I can make things worse
Small accounts stealing my posts word for word… happened twice this week. Should I block them?
Hey you stop shaking that, that’s *my* confidence, you dipshit
Men’s feet are like children they should be neither seen nor heard
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OBJECT PERMANENCE IS A LIBERAL HOAX
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Could a depressed person do this? *builds long straw so I can drink juice in bed without sitting up*
Ayyyy who up making good decisions right now, like dang big dawg what’s your sign
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missing the time when i used to obsessively read books in less than a day and not worry about a single thing in life.
Oh actually I just realized I’m irreparably sad if anyone wants to fix that
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