homosexual orange cat energy @ModeratelyMused
tweets are not my own and do directly represent the opinions of Area 51👽🛸 so what twitter.com/search?q=from:… NY / LA Joined August 2013-
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Lucille Ball in 1978 telling David Sheehan to keep his hands to himself.
@nudeobama i hate peeing it’s a govt backed propaganda to fund Big Toilet
I'm so fucking tired of going pee I can't believe I have decades of this shit left fuck this
The only reason I check the "for you" tab is cause it's 95% @ModeratelyMused replying to some random shit and it makes me laugh so perfectly and stupidly, like bio dome or something
I’m getting word that a standup comedian might be a bad person. Is this true?
Should campus protesters at UCLA be allowed to block Jewish students from attending classes?
A pen that turns into a sword would be even mightier
Remember with 38 years Jerry Seinfeld picked up 17 year old high school student Shoshana Lonstein at a park? He was always that guy and obviously hasn't changed.
"Take Five" by The Dave Brubeck Quartet (1959)
Funny. True. Worth sharing over and over again.
I pray all the time if I have to be old one day this is the kind of old person I am. I really don’t think anyone chooses to be the kind that spits, bites and rants btw.
I pray all the time if I have to be old one day this is the kind of old person I am. I really don’t think anyone chooses to be the kind that spits, bites and rants btw.
@brethamilton Can a man not freely wield a longsword in this country anymore??? What have we become.
What if 👓 made us more informed about what we consumed?
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226 Followers 73 Following if u woulda just chilled we coulda just been eating lasagna no issues 😞💯@ModeratelyMused @scrumble_eggs same coast, but alas, i will have to look for people generous with their cheese local
Everyone reminiscing about pre-Elon Twitter:
[mandella effect] this used to be a nice place
@ModeratelyMused @scrumble_eggs not having any cheese at my final meal was troubling me 😭 - so, good choice! 🦞🧀
If you found yourself when you let go of someone. You’ve won.
How not to behave if ever I have kids.
Prequel to Cocaine Bear
@scrumble_eggs In this economy, probably chipotle or McDonalds
@scrumble_eggs this is my very very very weird last meal. the way i see it, as long as i keep eating all you can eat hot pot, they can't kill me.
@scrumble_eggs I am eating the $20 bill. Going out with a money mutilation felony 😎
@ModeratelyMused @Suirrekaj @jerry_hogan_ @uncommontakes @mrbarnicoat @ayeejuju Exactly bro. 2 bucks is what drivers are asking us to donate to sit in that Taco Bell line that’s 30 cars deep at 2am. 2 dollars. These ppl acting like they asking for a $10 tip or some shit
@scrumble_eggs It’s a cat!
@ModeratelyMused I was so confused by this tweet.
@jerry_hogan_ @jjfr0mgoodtimes @uncommontakes @mrbarnicoat @ayeejuju Even more reason why you should...? YOU are using their car, YOU have them out at night, YOU are using their city knowledge, just leave 2-3 dollars bro
@jerry_hogan_ @uncommontakes @mrbarnicoat @ayeejuju Complaining about being “Ripped off” when you can literally just get up and go get your cheeseburger yourself
@mrbarnicoat @ayeejuju Most delivery drivers make their wage off tipping though. It’s not like they are working for $15 an hour asking for a 20% tip at a coffee shop. They are probably making around $4-5 an hour before tips.
@mrbarnicoat @ayeejuju then he can go get the food himself
@ithenthith @ModeratelyMused @nudeobama It’s supported by the big toilet paper companies that can pay for lobbyists
Lucille Ball in 1978 telling David Sheehan to keep his hands to himself.