NurseBrianRN @rn_murse
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co-worker: you sleep well last night? me: i have not slept well last decade.
the day she ate an obscene amount of thin mints: the nurse brian story
we’ve made so many advances in health and science, and yet, t-shirt cannon technology remains stagnant.
fuck yeah, gravy hot tub tonight, bitches!
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Don't eat Domino's after 40. You'll die.
you tell me—what eleven year old boy wouldn’t cry tears of joy for a smartly curated charcuterie board on their birthday?!? it’s ok. i’ll wait.
definitely not a portal to an underworld ruled by my sleep paralysis demons. nope.
and he said “pspspsps” several times in a threatening manner, ma’am? could you point him out in a lineup?
my kink is having no plans and being alone. by myself.
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Blacked out on men’s 50+ multivitamins
fuuuuuuuuck! columbia house found me!! does anyone have $12,726.82 i could borrow?
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Me: We’re expecting a hard frost tonight Robert Frost: *kicks in door* I’ve got miles to go before I sleep, motherfucker
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The amount of cheese I buy is between me and god and this 17yo cashier
i said, stress free, motherfuckers!!!! on the ground now!!!
absolutely no one: gays on the first day of spring:
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@rn_murse I always wanted a sandwich named after me. But nobody will buy the Forever Alone.
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