Rach, Esq. @thebgcomplex
Held together by superglue and sarcasm. Attempting to kick cancer’s ass. Not actually a lawyer. (she/her) x.com/search?q=from%… Boston, MA Joined April 2011-
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So glad everyone’s talking about the rapture, my favorite dinosaur
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if you see me smiling at my phone, it's because i'm looking at soup photos
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I hope this rapture finds you well
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Don’t make me happy. You wouldn’t like me when I’m happy.
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we need to stop global warming or else mariah carey will defrost too early and we’ll be listening to that fucking song in july
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Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.
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If I was a bird, I am POSITIVE that I would fly head first into a window
Dad: You’re going nowhere in life, son. Son, about to invent the treadmill: Say again??
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quick somebody send me $7000
A unicycle is permanently poppin’ a wheelie. Peak clown behavior.
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I relate to Goldilocks. I’m always tired, always hungry, and always in places I shouldn’t be.
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I didn't think there could be a place worse than Facebook but I forgot about Nextdoor
I want you to make me cry like when pineapple discovers a hidden canker sore.
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Stop overthinking romance. She doesn’t want poetry, she wants a rotisserie chicken.
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RIP to the bag of salad I bought a couple weeks ago when I planned to eat salads every day.
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*at my second rodeo* Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Don’t say it.
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