Annie Way @Anniewritess

Mother, wife, cat doorman. Tweets in link below IG anniewritesstuff twitter.com/search/from:@a… United Kingdom Joined October 2020

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45K

Katie D @KatieDeal99

16 hours ago

One of the biggest challenges in the workplace is trying not to eat your lunch before 10 am

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meghan @deloisivete

22 hours ago

You don't scare me, you're not a group of middle schoolers I have to walk past

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meghan @deloisivete

2 days ago

The year is 2042. Home Goods is decorative pillows and dog beds as far as the eye can see, a lone 𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑙𝑎𝑢𝑔ℎ 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 sign stands as a reminder of a different time

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meghan @deloisivete

2 days ago

Trader Joe’s cashier: so any plans for your birthday me: *gestures at cart full of wine and cheese*

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meghan @deloisivete

2 days ago

Me and who trojan horsing our way into this home goods

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Late to the party Laura @ericamorecambe

3 days ago

Miss 10 to husband: Has your forehead grown bigger?

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krista pacion @kristabellerina

3 days ago

Stopped the microwave with two seconds left because two is the only even prime number and I want to see if anyone else gets it.

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meghan @deloisivete

2 days ago

I knew someone who shared a birthday with her brother, and their sister's birthday was the day before, and I always felt like that gave me way too much info about their parents

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meghan @deloisivete

3 days ago

Asked my kid how he wanted me to cut his sandwich, and he said he didn't care, but Reader, it was a trap

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meghan @deloisivete

4 days ago

I have a band-aid on my thumb and now I can't open this cheese stick - a tragedy in two acts

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meghan @deloisivete

3 days ago

me: I'm not old also me: *realizes the number of meteorologists I follow on facebook is not zero*

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Clarey 🍀 @clarey1888

4 days ago

I am howling 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 @craiguito

4 days ago

If you put Shakespeare in a room with a typewriter for an infinite amount of time, he’d eventually come up with the complete works of the Monkees

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I don’t know why people complain about perimenopause. It’s a fun way to play new games such as - Why am I swearing at inanimate objects? Is it my period again or am I haemorrhaging? and my personal favourite - Will my ankles painfully giveaway unexpectedly sometime today?

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Village Person @SvnSxty

4 days ago

fast-forwarding through the ads was the best system and we fucked up. we fucked up bad

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Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy

4 days ago

My toxic trait is that I always give people an “out” and then I’m super disappointed when they actually take it

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Adam @YSylon

4 days ago

Dracula: you will become a creature of the night. Not alive, but not dead. You will thirst for blood and haunt the land for eternity Me: but I can play video games all the time, forever? Dracula: in theory…yes Me: ok let’s do this

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Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat

4 days ago

I've seen Jerry Springer, and every man who's "bad at math" suddenly gets real good at math when there's a pregnancy.

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Ⓜ️isterD @MisterD78UK

4 days ago

The saying "fortune favours the brave" was clearly created back before we had to decide whether to answer phone calls from unknown numbers

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meghan @deloisivete

4 days ago

Tore a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing

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Midge @mxmclain

35K Followers 2K Following Relentless architect of my own hell, curator of seasonal profanities, cultural symbol

Jessie @mommajessiec

77K Followers 6K Following *awkward silence* Mom to four, wife to one. Like I am to most things, I came here late too.

meghan @deloisivete

20K Followers 3K Following mother of boys | surrounded by a chaos of my own making | tweets in link below

.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin

55K Followers 3K Following • goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • reba/dolly 2024 • subscribe •

Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine 👀@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...

Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3

33K Followers 3K Following Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine 👀@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...

Hopeful idiot | your big suburban | Log Lady | X's hottest mom™️ | tired founder. Not funny or young enough to write tweets for Clorox. avi @popartcartoonz

nice things I say to .. @meantomyself

28K Followers 8K Following Hopeful idiot | your big suburban | Log Lady | X's hottest mom™️ | tired founder. Not funny or young enough to write tweets for Clorox. avi @popartcartoonz

Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/BuhDfbbFkq | Top Tweets: https://t.co/3B9KMSYvlv

Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix

43K Followers 6K Following Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/BuhDfbbFkq | Top Tweets: https://t.co/3B9KMSYvlv

https://t.co/lKTwNPcAGY @momsoverhere on IG. Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Featured in @HuffPost, @Buzzfeed, @Today_Parents and more.

mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo

27K Followers 3K Following https://t.co/lKTwNPcAGY @momsoverhere on IG. Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Featured in @HuffPost, @Buzzfeed, @Today_Parents and more.

Father of girls, Husband of wife, Coach of kids. Protagonist for the People in court, yet to win an argument at home. *ᵗʷᵉᵉᵗˢ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ ᵒᵖⁱⁿⁱᵒⁿˢ*

NicholasG @Dad_At_Law

23K Followers 4K Following Father of girls, Husband of wife, Coach of kids. Protagonist for the People in court, yet to win an argument at home. *ᵗʷᵉᵉᵗˢ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ ᵒᵖⁱⁿⁱᵒⁿˢ*

McDad @mcdadstuff

9K Followers 2K Following I like dad jokes and I cannot lie. https://t.co/bbtLUiYKKg Find more of my tweets here ⬇️

Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad

14K Followers 974 Following Husband. Dad. Co-creator of 2 cool kids. I write fun stories about the shenanigans I experience as a parent!

Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred

17K Followers 6K Following Not A. Doctor, M.D.

freelance writer | content creator | someone once told me I was funny, for a mom | featured on BuzzFeed, Today Parents, HuffPost & more | Read my tweets👇

I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids

20K Followers 1K Following freelance writer | content creator | someone once told me I was funny, for a mom | featured on BuzzFeed, Today Parents, HuffPost & more | Read my tweets👇

One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom

14K Followers 941 Following wife || mom of three || perpetually late || relatively unsociable || my tweets ➡️ https://t.co/zTOnobXohj

NurseBrianRN @rn_murse

19K Followers 823 Following Singer-Songscreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure | Fourth Thing

Musician mama of 3 treading water and taking names Formerly @Lmemeit IG and TikTok: @itssherifield https://t.co/PEkz5e5DfK

@itssherifield @itssherifield

13K Followers 1K Following Musician mama of 3 treading water and taking names Formerly @Lmemeit IG and TikTok: @itssherifield https://t.co/PEkz5e5DfK

Mad Hatter Mommy!!! @MadHatterMommy

23K Followers 4K Following sometimes funny, full of cheese, chocolate and unpopular opinions; don’t DM please https://t.co/IdtiajUsnd

A Dad Influence @gbergan

7K Followers 2K Following Most of my followers are bots. You're probably not even real. My posts in this link ⬇️

jokey lil jokester ma.. @EdgarPoop1

14K Followers 4K Following I’m just joking

sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy

50K Followers 7K Following Loves animals more than most people. https://t.co/bTlLzDrFl4

Join us in embracing a nurturing journey where every cuddables is an expression of care and purity .#Cuddables #BabyCare #Vegan #ToxinFree #NaturalIngredients

Cuddables.in @cuddablesin

39 Followers 132 Following Join us in embracing a nurturing journey where every cuddables is an expression of care and purity .#Cuddables #BabyCare #Vegan #ToxinFree #NaturalIngredients

Seann @Happee69014151

3K Followers 4K Following So busy irl you’ll end up disappointed. A waste of time. Providing laughter makes me smile. https://t.co/4CbwNG1cUb

Stewart Shutler @thepunmaster206

930 Followers 3K Following i like puns and hashtags and podcasts and many things that are of the geekdom.

𝙍𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙞�.. @Rollinon31s

8K Followers 6K Following Lover of Life!! 🔥 Spirit, Mother Nature, hidden foodie. Be kind ✌️🤍 https://t.co/BCquYB4yJp

♡ Eve ♡ @evecullen610

29K Followers 9K Following gently, touch me with your words (my tweets...my words)© •she/her• #oneforever

John jockeying @jcyack269

11K Followers 12K Following Hello, huge sports 🏈, music 🎶 fan. I have a black #Goldendoodle named Bailey🐩and love nature!

Host of @eroticismfan @kinkprompt @FairytaleErotic @Italian_Verse @15WordPoet @Only8Words @GeoPoetry24 @PropelPrompts @LifeInColour23

Jaime @JamSt1977

6K Followers 5K Following Host of @eroticismfan @kinkprompt @FairytaleErotic @Italian_Verse @15WordPoet @Only8Words @GeoPoetry24 @PropelPrompts @LifeInColour23

I have this shit eating grin on my face but no-one is smiling with me. I'm only 13% of the population & crying for all the attention. Heading back to Africa..

Smiling Chimp @Smiling_Chimp

528 Followers 5K Following I have this shit eating grin on my face but no-one is smiling with me. I'm only 13% of the population & crying for all the attention. Heading back to Africa..

Commissioner of The Legendary Football Pool * x World Famous Car Salesman ⚡️https://t.co/paDcnRty8S⚡️ @MediSpa_LaBella #Just_Du_eck #PickLegendary

Jonathan Overton @urduecksalesguy

105K Followers 41K Following Commissioner of The Legendary Football Pool * x World Famous Car Salesman ⚡️https://t.co/paDcnRty8S⚡️ @MediSpa_LaBella #Just_Du_eck #PickLegendary

HunnyHiive @HunnyHiive

290 Followers 1K Following Tasks of Parenting is WILD FYI you're not alone on the journey.

“Until you either accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior, or make somebody laugh, why don’t you talk to somebody else!”

JustCallMeSuziQ @JustCallMeSuziQ

161 Followers 249 Following “Until you either accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior, or make somebody laugh, why don’t you talk to somebody else!”

I am Safeer ullah khan from Pakistan .I am working in Medicine Company as an Area Sales Manager .I love my Country and My People
I am proud Pakistani.

Safeer Khan @SafeerK55993452

1K Followers 5K Following I am Safeer ullah khan from Pakistan .I am working in Medicine Company as an Area Sales Manager .I love my Country and My People I am proud Pakistani.

Professional Entertainer (Juggling / Comedy / Magic / Circus Skills Tutor). I aim to please! Host/Producer/Puntestant @UKPunOff
https://t.co/8h8dDcuhfs

Stevie Vegas (Steve t.. @SteveJuggler

9K Followers 4K Following Professional Entertainer (Juggling / Comedy / Magic / Circus Skills Tutor). I aim to please! Host/Producer/Puntestant @UKPunOff https://t.co/8h8dDcuhfs

Lil Miss Snarkey Pant.. @Ris622

3K Followers 5K Following It doesn't matter how much antibacterial soap you use - the shame doesn't scrub off. Lawyer by trade, Batman when summoned.

gillo ballybay @gilloballybay

727 Followers 244 Following writer, editor, social media

SweetBear34 @sweet_bear34

271 Followers 807 Following Bears, OAFC, Christ and searching for that perfect beat; worldwide. Centre left, ❤️ and be loved.

i miss endor i enjoy films #games #critique #starwarsfan. 🇺🇦 #follow #supportsmallusers #review #accessibilityingames #cancersurvivor

telltale and review f.. @jacm2023

290 Followers 3K Following i miss endor i enjoy films #games #critique #starwarsfan. 🇺🇦 #follow #supportsmallusers #review #accessibilityingames #cancersurvivor

Washed-up sports writer | 3 x nominee & loser at UK Press Awards 😄 | bulldog rehomer 🐶 | rubbish runner & cyclist at https://t.co/h5Mag0rITc | single dad to an idiot💙

scribbling lethargy @ScribblingL

893 Followers 945 Following Washed-up sports writer | 3 x nominee & loser at UK Press Awards 😄 | bulldog rehomer 🐶 | rubbish runner & cyclist at https://t.co/h5Mag0rITc | single dad to an idiot💙

Joni Walker @catsteacake

197 Followers 2K Following

Professor of Psychology, MRIA, ERC Advanced awardee.
Editor Political Psychology.
Occassional Op-Ed contributor Irish Times
Recreational Runner

Orla Muldoon @orlamuldoon

4K Followers 2K Following Professor of Psychology, MRIA, ERC Advanced awardee. Editor Political Psychology. Occassional Op-Ed contributor Irish Times Recreational Runner

Ian @IanScrivener5

268 Followers 612 Following

Robert Elis @David1Bet

123 Followers 493 Following Born to win

Luna @SarahMa57019743

5 Followers 765 Following

Funny Snarky Humor @FUNNYsnarkyJOKE

9K Followers 2K Following I like 2 make light of things 2 brighten up a dark world. #funny #humor #satire #snarky #memes #humour #hilarious

Bodhisativa @JuliusSkeeezer

1K Followers 3K Following Reply Guy. If I were Amish the first thing I would do is shun someone, because how cool is that?

Mom & Dad's Toolbox P.. @MDToolbox

135 Followers 1K Following Subscribe to our MDT family on @YouTube for great parenting tips and content! Our easy to follow videos will help you along in your #parenting journey!

Daniel @zviadist

107 Followers 3K Following

freaky memes @O3Vwn0

123 Followers 1K Following Freaky memes for all genders.....

Luna @DinaFL180948

4 Followers 792 Following

david @jackgoon88

14 Followers 897 Following

Place To Visit @P2Visit

1K Followers 4K Following Discover the hidden gems of the world. Show your support by following our page.

Jaclin🟧 @Jaclin45520

69 Followers 193 Following

I used to love my old Twitter account, then everyone from work found me. This is my new account. let's come #follo4folloback ❤🇦🇪🇦🇪💘❤

Mohammed Haneef @Mohamme01842304

851 Followers 1K Following I used to love my old Twitter account, then everyone from work found me. This is my new account. let's come #follo4folloback ❤🇦🇪🇦🇪💘❤

Doris @DorisDaydreams

2K Followers 1K Following Cute, cuddly, funny, will fight you for food. May bite. In a situationship with @YorkshireTea

SharkFighter @SharkFighter9k

125 Followers 267 Following Celebrated misanthrope. Enjoys seeing Karma in action. Tweets on rare occasions.

LamontSnaps @LamontSnaps

418 Followers 767 Following A cat barked at me once I still haven't recovered

Matty Black @mattyblack530

147 Followers 407 Following Firefighter/ Rink rat/ Gym bro/ Part time film star. https://t.co/zyvqNKOWyf

Carlos Albert @Carlosalbet7377

751 Followers 2K Following patient is success

The Angel 🖤 @Angel_150913

12K Followers 5K Following ᛚ᛫ᚹ᛫ᛖ 🔆🚜🍻 ——————————— Farmer’s Daughter. Girl Mama. Viqueen. Advocate for others with different abilities.

Don Corleone @dodi_ke

63 Followers 51 Following Lions

Williams Jan @KevinCosta88n

110 Followers 477 Following Official X for Kevin Costner and his band Modern West https://t.co/BT4pULbQNy

The Tanya @tanya_the11313

374 Followers 917 Following I'm here to let my disgust with the universe fester.

A-A-Ron @RubyClimber

845 Followers 2K Following These are the times that try skaters' souls

zeeebah 🌻🍉🏳�.. @zeeebahtronic

367 Followers 2K Following someone you used to know.

Red Dirt lover. Wine,Beer & tequila. Chiefs & Jayhawks. Classy, Sassy and a bit Bad Assy. “I’m unhinged, unworthy and distasteful to mostly everyone I meet” ZB

KC_Sass @KC_Sass

28K Followers 10K Following Red Dirt lover. Wine,Beer & tequila. Chiefs & Jayhawks. Classy, Sassy and a bit Bad Assy. “I’m unhinged, unworthy and distasteful to mostly everyone I meet” ZB

Weed Momma for Positive Mental Health 🫂🌱
True believer in replacing Psych Meds with THC 🧘‍♀️
Daily thoughts 📚 In a Relationship (No DMs)🚫

DailyThoughts @DailylifeThts

1K Followers 4K Following Weed Momma for Positive Mental Health 🫂🌱 True believer in replacing Psych Meds with THC 🧘‍♀️ Daily thoughts 📚 In a Relationship (No DMs)🚫

DontThinkSo🏳️‍.. @dontthinkso4

11K Followers 11K Following 🏳️‍🌈Lesbian🏳️‍🌈she/her🌈LGBTQIA🌈AVI is me💅🏻Femme4Femme💅🏻We are both the girl in the relationship, that’s kinda the point🌈Married🌈👩🏻‍🦰👩🏻💍💍❤️💋

Wyn @Grinerjowker

54 Followers 413 Following

I don't know I just tweet here| Daddy has my heart and soul | Bi | 18+| She/Her/Hers |Heart of Gold Sweet Sassy Smart Assey| Mental Health Advocate | Check pin

What Kaity Did💋�.. @watk8edid

Midge @mxmclain

35K Followers 2K Following Relentless architect of my own hell, curator of seasonal profanities, cultural symbol

Jessie @mommajessiec

77K Followers 6K Following *awkward silence* Mom to four, wife to one. Like I am to most things, I came here late too.

meghan @deloisivete

20K Followers 3K Following mother of boys | surrounded by a chaos of my own making | tweets in link below

introvert. Husband. Dad of 3.

bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83

My links!
https://t.co/X1R5q5AVST

seen in @Buzzfeed @Menshumor @HuffPostParents @cheezbur

Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking

56K Followers 1K Following introvert. Husband. Dad of 3. bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83 My links! https://t.co/X1R5q5AVST seen in @Buzzfeed @Menshumor @HuffPostParents @cheezbur

.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin

55K Followers 3K Following • goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • reba/dolly 2024 • subscribe •

Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3

33K Followers 3K Following Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine 👀@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...

nice things I say to .. @meantomyself

28K Followers 8K Following Hopeful idiot | your big suburban | Log Lady | X's hottest mom™️ | tired founder. Not funny or young enough to write tweets for Clorox. avi @popartcartoonz

Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969

81K Followers 515 Following Does this look infected?

Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix

43K Followers 6K Following Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/BuhDfbbFkq | Top Tweets: https://t.co/3B9KMSYvlv

mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo

27K Followers 3K Following https://t.co/lKTwNPcAGY @momsoverhere on IG. Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Featured in @HuffPost, @Buzzfeed, @Today_Parents and more.

NicholasG @Dad_At_Law

McDad @mcdadstuff

9K Followers 2K Following I like dad jokes and I cannot lie. https://t.co/bbtLUiYKKg Find more of my tweets here ⬇️

Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad

14K Followers 974 Following Husband. Dad. Co-creator of 2 cool kids. I write fun stories about the shenanigans I experience as a parent!

Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred

17K Followers 6K Following Not A. Doctor, M.D.

I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids

20K Followers 1K Following freelance writer | content creator | someone once told me I was funny, for a mom | featured on BuzzFeed, Today Parents, HuffPost & more | Read my tweets👇

One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom

14K Followers 941 Following wife || mom of three || perpetually late || relatively unsociable || my tweets ➡️ https://t.co/zTOnobXohj

NurseBrianRN @rn_murse

19K Followers 823 Following Singer-Songscreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure | Fourth Thing

@itssherifield @itssherifield

13K Followers 1K Following Musician mama of 3 treading water and taking names Formerly @Lmemeit IG and TikTok: @itssherifield https://t.co/PEkz5e5DfK

Mad Hatter Mommy!!! @MadHatterMommy

23K Followers 4K Following sometimes funny, full of cheese, chocolate and unpopular opinions; don’t DM please https://t.co/IdtiajUsnd

SneezingWithWetMascar.. @WetMascara

20K Followers 2K Following Yes, THAT Thanksgiving tweet. My Faves: https://t.co/90HdOEinlH Recent Tweets in Link Below.

Ann Garvin @AnnGarvin_

15K Followers 6K Following I think everything is funny and a little bit sad. USA Today Best Sellling Author & Founder of @tallpoppywriter

Jokes, puns & funny stuff which makes me laugh & hopefully others too! Not always original, just trying to get through life with a smile!

The Dad Joke Man @DadJokeMan

151K Followers 4K Following Jokes, puns & funny stuff which makes me laugh & hopefully others too! Not always original, just trying to get through life with a smile!

I'm a bloke that tweets jokes (not always my own) and sometimes they are almost funny. Also part time author and musician #LFC #writingcommunity

Gran Jury @gran_jury

4K Followers 5K Following I'm a bloke that tweets jokes (not always my own) and sometimes they are almost funny. Also part time author and musician #LFC #writingcommunity

Hanging with the rais.. @TheHappySlut1

30K Followers 4K Following it leads you here despite your destination

Trad Hag Jess @BogHagJess

3K Followers 1K Following Little Edie alt ego account. Probably has cats. Hundreds of them. #IIH (dx 2020).

What Kaity Did💋�.. @watk8edid

KC_Sass @KC_Sass

28K Followers 10K Following Red Dirt lover. Wine,Beer & tequila. Chiefs & Jayhawks. Classy, Sassy and a bit Bad Assy. “I’m unhinged, unworthy and distasteful to mostly everyone I meet” ZB

Ms_Xtina @Ms_Xtina

4K Followers 3K Following she/her. My husband admitted I'm a great driver, so nothing you say can hurt me. This app is dead, follow me on threads. 🏳️‍🌈

Censored Girl @Girl_Censored

22K Followers 2K Following I say things. 18+ please. https://t.co/DDYywOg2rA

👑Snarky Princess�.. @iamn0ty0urstar

12K Followers 11K Following Classy, sassy, and a bit smart ass-y.

Rebel Soul @ThisRebelSoul

15K Followers 5K Following I’m a little bit of everything. https://t.co/DtyfWOzmt1

Retweeting your brilliance, and every now and then sharing a marginally original thought. Came for the pandemic and never left. No, you can’t see my feet.

just_rebecca @justrebecca3

3K Followers 2K Following Retweeting your brilliance, and every now and then sharing a marginally original thought. Came for the pandemic and never left. No, you can’t see my feet.

Taco Biscuits @bgschnikelfritz

6K Followers 1K Following What’s the scuttlebutt? Seen on HuffPost https://t.co/hkCIhZOvyb

Jess 🌵💙🥴 @jessiejess1228

8K Followers 5K Following 💙 Black Lives Matter 💙 Snooty cheese whore 💙 Ass that won't quit, and neither will my anxiety 💙 Pronouns: She/Her 💙

M⚡️ @okailydokely

910 Followers 686 Following klaatu barada nikto

DontThinkSo🏳️‍.. @dontthinkso4

amylou @drinkerbelle4

43K Followers 6K Following 🍸🧚🏻‍♂️ NSFW 😈 hi. I’m a brat. No OF. your wife can DM.🎀🌈🦄https://t.co/D9v4j99M98

doll @slutttykitty

6K Followers 147 Following she/her | bi | 20 | mdni!

Heaux Pro Boner @alice_x_daniels

17K Followers 6K Following Stoner Boner Loner Goner ✨https://t.co/cfTeaY7Oz1 🍃https://t.co/yFFZtKtXx1

TotallyLikeable @TotallyLikeable

607 Followers 1K Following A real-life cautionary tale. Voted Worst Jokes award in high school, so expect quality 🇨🇦

live.laugh.toasterbat.. @_toaster_bath_

8K Followers 630 Following

kyra @queenoffolly

249 Followers 275 Following she/her | DSA🌹 | baby yoda evangelist | aspiring stay at home cat mom | emotionally vacant 🌫

k roméy @kbuddyartist

73K Followers 286 Following artist @dinosaurcouch

Kit @Zombie_Kitv2

4K Followers 2K Following Avi by @shapesincommon. Book lover, gamer, cat wrangler, autoimmune fighter. Tweets: https://t.co/6qiuUppdAb

death angel @angel_0f_deathx

108K Followers 1K Following pied piper of ass | gym enjoyer | switch ⛓️ MDNI🔞

everything is not ok @dimestorenerd

20K Followers 1K Following

•LGBT Mafia board member
• Used Cat Dealer
• Gen Woke
• likes house spiders more than people
• read my pinned tweet
• she/her/empress
•League of Badass member

Stacie 🏳️‍🌈 @StacieS37649844

950 Followers 619 Following •LGBT Mafia board member • Used Cat Dealer • Gen Woke • likes house spiders more than people • read my pinned tweet • she/her/empress •League of Badass member

Gena @AFrouFrouFox

4K Followers 688 Following Married suburban witch, undercover forest nymph, anonymous internet exhibitionist.

Darla the Dirty @DarlaTheDirty

358 Followers 208 Following Product of horny aliens. Squirrel in your pants.

✨ slutty sweetheart.. @jane_pizza

1K Followers 541 Following 18+ | NSFW | MDNI | main- @pizza_jane | fetlife- pizzajane

Bathroom Tweets. Chaotic Neutral. Married, Gay & Dangerous. Fluent in Typos. Doctoral candidate. Lesbian Propagandist. Live tweeting my way through life 🤙🏼🙃

Roxanne 🇫🇮🇮�.. @roxinbound

6K Followers 993 Following Bathroom Tweets. Chaotic Neutral. Married, Gay & Dangerous. Fluent in Typos. Doctoral candidate. Lesbian Propagandist. Live tweeting my way through life 🤙🏼🙃

Deeny (they/them) @councilofDeen

2K Followers 696 Following ⚜ J'emmerde la loi 96 ⚜| hot and autistic |SwEr and artist | OF https://t.co/LQc51nxJ0O

babe. @SkinChilaquiles

4K Followers 2K Following just being.

Ninisaurus @momoftwocats

4K Followers 2K Following The original chick in a pig suit. Podcast👇🏼https://t.co/eqw7XcsF0K

Darla the Darling @DarlaTheDarling

8K Followers 5K Following Common sense coupled connoisseur of constitutional law and comedic content. I comment on crapola.

Darling Nikki @I_knew_a_girl_

10K Followers 2K Following Loves animals, tolerates people. Collects Souls & Chucks. 💗💜💙

Eka Bakie @EkaBakie

6K Followers 2K Following She/Her. Catfish. Atheist. Queen of gif. Reviewer of weird books. Don’t touch me

mari @mariloves10year

2K Followers 2K Following these pieces of u ♡ °•☆ 🦋💫💐💮🌷🍀🕯🧚‍♀️👾🧭🏞🛣📷

Buxom Slayer of Men @pizza_jane

1K Followers 853 Following hello I am simply a delicate flower // she/her // bisexual exmo // spicy alt - @jane_pizza

Lo, bird app avoider @LoSucks

4K Followers 1K Following she/her. Discount Greta Gerwig and world class chef. tips desperately appreciated: $losucks

I am Pavlov's Hashtag dog.

Mother of boys, passionate reader, writer, funny fitness fanatic, CPA.

Happily married and older than dirt.

CanadianLitChick🇨�.. @ConnieLukey

26K Followers 22K Following I am Pavlov's Hashtag dog. Mother of boys, passionate reader, writer, funny fitness fanatic, CPA. Happily married and older than dirt.

Andi @smiles_and_nods

413 Followers 242 Following Andi 2.0 Lost everyone during my Twitter sabbatical. please follow again.

I follow back. No DMs please. Amateur Christian. Kindness costs nothing, but means everything. Happily married and here for the laughs

Histrionic Henrietta @mona36965

6K Followers 6K Following I follow back. No DMs please. Amateur Christian. Kindness costs nothing, but means everything. Happily married and here for the laughs

MommyNeedsaBreak @_MomNeedsaBreak

173 Followers 345 Following Teacher ✏️ Mother 👩 Wife 💍 Redskin fan for life #HTTR 🏈 Reality show lover 💜 Pain in the Ass 🍑

Mr Wright Now, Maybe @dannyboy7813

4K Followers 2K Following I'm a one man tweet ruining machine.

Emotional Support Wif.. @ACoronina

73 Followers 204 Following Should I stay or should I go

JodingersCat-astrophe @JMoneySlimer

2K Followers 2K Following If you think I post a lot of crap, you should see what I delete: Ghost account for @JodingersCat

Just Mom @MumOf2Beasties

1K Followers 516 Following Muddling through motherhood one day at a time. https://t.co/wQqj7UReAq #Parenting

Velma The Funny @Velma_the_Funny

14K Followers 2K Following Big heart and laugh at my own jokes. DON'T BE A DICK. My tweets here: https://t.co/M93dCbeBgG

Matt Green @mattgreencomedy

86K Followers 741 Following Comedian, etc. Buy me a coffee? https://t.co/tl2jcxx8Mc

Katie D @KatieDeal99

16 hours ago

One of the biggest challenges in the workplace is trying not to eat your lunch before 10 am

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meghan @deloisivete

22 hours ago

You don't scare me, you're not a group of middle schoolers I have to walk past

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meghan @deloisivete

2 days ago

The year is 2042. Home Goods is decorative pillows and dog beds as far as the eye can see, a lone 𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑙𝑎𝑢𝑔ℎ 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 sign stands as a reminder of a different time

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meghan @deloisivete

2 days ago

@Anniewritess Thank you! 🥰

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meghan @deloisivete

2 days ago

Trader Joe’s cashier: so any plans for your birthday me: *gestures at cart full of wine and cheese*

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meghan @deloisivete

2 days ago

Me and who trojan horsing our way into this home goods

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Stewart Shutler @thepunmaster206

2 days ago

@Anniewritess @LoveNLunchmeat It’s gouda to be prepared.

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Late to the party Laura @ericamorecambe

3 days ago

Miss 10 to husband: Has your forehead grown bigger?

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krista pacion @kristabellerina

3 days ago

Stopped the microwave with two seconds left because two is the only even prime number and I want to see if anyone else gets it.

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meghan @deloisivete

2 days ago

I knew someone who shared a birthday with her brother, and their sister's birthday was the day before, and I always felt like that gave me way too much info about their parents

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meghan @deloisivete

3 days ago

Asked my kid how he wanted me to cut his sandwich, and he said he didn't care, but Reader, it was a trap

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meghan @deloisivete

4 days ago

I have a band-aid on my thumb and now I can't open this cheese stick - a tragedy in two acts

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meghan @deloisivete

3 days ago

me: I'm not old also me: *realizes the number of meteorologists I follow on facebook is not zero*

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Clarey 🍀 @clarey1888

4 days ago

I am howling 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 @craiguito

4 days ago

If you put Shakespeare in a room with a typewriter for an infinite amount of time, he’d eventually come up with the complete works of the Monkees

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Janet Emson @JanetEmson

4 days ago

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Village Person @SvnSxty

4 days ago

fast-forwarding through the ads was the best system and we fucked up. we fucked up bad

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Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy

4 days ago

My toxic trait is that I always give people an “out” and then I’m super disappointed when they actually take it

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Adam @YSylon

4 days ago

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Martin Pilgrim @MartinPilgrim1

4 days ago

It's strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That's just watching paint that's already dry.