Jess 🌵💙🥴 @jessiejess1228
💙 Black Lives Matter 💙 Snooty cheese whore 💙 Ass that won't quit, and neither will my anxiety 💙 Pronouns: She/Her 💙 twitter.com/search?q=from%… Satan's Taint Joined October 2012-
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By law, everyone who’s Italian needs either a last name or first name that rhymes with a pasta.
A preview of me dressing up for Halloween this year.
“We don’t know shit about the missing submarine”
The excs at camping world must be pissed rn. Their sales are gonna sink after this.
I swear to god bro, if the aliens attack us and the Avengers don’t show up, I’ll stop paying my taxes.
The grocery store not having the specific type of candy I want for my period cravings feels very anti-woman.
Always thrilled to be of service. 😉 🏳️🌈
Always thrilled to be of service. 😉 🏳️🌈
My 10 yr old has started bringing me flowers every time he goes out to walk the dogs 🥺🥺
I told my friends to visit my favorite restaurant on their trip to my home town, and now they're there sending me pictures and I hate them so much 😭😭😭😭
Me: I have my new laptop and I'm gonna set it up My boss: Ok, should be about 30 minutes Me: *almost 2 hours later*
I'm really trying to resist the urge to message the IT here at work who "fixed" my computer with hey fuckface because it's still not working correctly.
A random Canadian woman I met in a bar told me I gave off Canadian vibes and that is honestly one of the best compliments I've ever received.
What if we kissed next to the vintage cookware at the thrift store 👉🏻👈🏻🥺
I. Love. The. French. 🇫🇷
I. Love. The. French. 🇫🇷
Period cravings are wild. One minute you're fine then the next you're crying because all you want are Pat and Oscar's breadsticks but can't have them because you don't live in San Diego anymore.
IAmJillyBean @ItIsMsJillyBean
17K Followers 5K Following Tattooed Single Mom. Harry Potter Nerd #Hufflepuff⚡️Craft Beer Lover🍻💙
amylou @drinkerbelle4
44K Followers 6K Following 🍸🧚🏻♂️ NSFW 😈 hi. I’m a brat. No OF. your wife can DM.🎀🌈🦄https://t.co/D9v4j99M98
🍁Canadian Fletchy�.. @Darth_Pingu
27K Followers 16K Following Made in 🇨🇦 w/Irish Bits☘ Host @FletchyTags /Co-host @FeelGoodNFresh 🏳🌈🏳⚧ Ally Emotional Support Canadian 🍁 #EveryChildMatters 🧡
Karmin @beingkarmin
16K Followers 7K Following Introverted #extrovert | #Coffee addict | #MusicIsLife | #Prince 🐐| #donor | #momlife | #Humanitarian | #KindnessMatters | #HashtagGames | Just being Karmin 🦄
Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 @fivefortweeting
13K Followers 6K Following They/Him Feminist and I Stand up for Autism Acceptance also I love Dinosaurs 🦖 #ActuallyAutistic
MELapalooza 🐈⚽�.. @MELisCrazyInAZ
32K Followers 15K Following MY ONE AND ONLY PROFILE $MelisCrazyInAz https://t.co/rjxWV6PjFA 🤪Teetering on the edge of insanity 🤣98.2% of my tweets are jokes. Respond accordingly
Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷�.. @Anythingpork
18K Followers 7K Following Most tweets are 4.5%ABV🍺. Owner @HashtagTavern🍻, Philly 4/4 🏈⚾️🏀🏒 Created @Somethingpork👻 in my garage. Trolls get instablocked🖕
✨🐾Kitty🐾✨ @MananaSunsets
195K Followers 13K Following I love my kids, my fur babies, and my job. Anything else is just background noise.
Jules @julcasagrande
78K Followers 7K Following Q ⚔️ energy. coffee cups and thoughts https://t.co/V349QaXUGV
Dan 😎🍕🍔🐈�.. @DanielAshley13
3K Followers 3K Following 48. Brother, Uncle, ISFJ. Crossword puzzle doer, eater of Pop-Tarts, friend to cats. Blocks all locked accounts and strangers who send DMs
siren @mermaid_daisy
16K Followers 6K Following 🧜♀️/🤿diver. Clean the seas 🌊 save the bees 🐝 plant more trees 🌲 and don’t be creepy ❀ ☆ ♫ ✿ ☽ ☾ ☼ ♀
Destry @DestryBrod
18K Followers 16K Following Not quite cool enough to be Canadian.I live close enough to Canada to smell the healthcare. Pretty liberal, pretty democratic not that pretty tho. pro choice.
Tell Ya 🌸 @telliabear
17K Followers 7K Following Art 🎨 Music 🎹 Hashtag Games#️⃣ Wolves🐺 #Horror 🔪 Blackcats🐈⬛ Sharks🦈 *Art posted is not mine Co-Host @HourlongTags Pickles🥒 🌭🚫🥪
Ethereal Trash Fire @etherealraccoon
23K Followers 2K Following brilliant flash of light in the darkness of humanity
Cy Bones @TheStevenCyrus
2K Followers 3K Following 43, Bi, ♐️🇨🇦BORN🇺🇸LIVING, LOVER OF ALL, HATER OF NONE. #MentalHealthMatters #LOVE #NSFW #P4YP #SUPPORT🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈18+ NSFW
vicente LUCAS @vicentelucas45
3K Followers 5K Following 𝓐𝓵𝔀𝓪𝔂𝓼 𝓴𝓮𝓮𝓹 𝓭𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓼 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓱𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 I love my country and I love my job🇺🇸
Jimmy Falling @FallingJim9103
29 Followers 331 Following
Bill Ohman @BillOhman
1K Followers 5K Following Philanthropy is a tax right off!!! $BillOhman = Chime & CashApp https://t.co/1VmP4rjTYi = PayPal https://t.co/WJYC4yZ8my Thank you!!! Godspeed!!! ;)
Hillary ❤️ @tshilarry72619
20 Followers 1K Following Trans girl 🏳️⚧️ princess with a twist follow my main account @hillary_ts
Barbi 🌼 @barbits3719929
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Above Cloud Level ☁.. @AboveCloudLevel
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paul nelson, #writer,.. @bingley567
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Mario Rodriguez @rodriguez_marir
64 Followers 425 Following Model Entrepreneur Owner of @pm85agency Actor
mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo
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Annie Way @Anniewritess
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Censored Girl @Girl_Censored
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Hillary ❤️ @hillayts625091
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Tony @aavila2715
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Charles Uchenna @Charles25587813
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Barbi 🌼 @tsprada4800293
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Missy 🌹 @Missy_tss37508
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Hillary ❤️ @hilats18505163
18 Followers 1K Following trans girl 🏳️⚧️ i’m not active on this acc, follow @hillary_ts
Barbi 🍩 @adea_ts3749298
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Markus @wedge_max88614
156 Followers 330 Following
Rebel Soul @ThisRebelSoul
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Hillary ❤️ @hilats90231466
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Kristin Little @KLittle82026
8 Followers 149 Following
just_rebecca @justrebecca3
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Tesashough @tesashough45470
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Sanetil @sanetil11288
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Missy 💄 @Missyangel366
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Ponybuny 🌷 @ponybunyts7387
14 Followers 519 Following trans girl 🏳️⚧️ i’m not active here follow my main @ts_ponybuny
Julie King @hillayts601596
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Goddess Rain (multipl.. @Twistedsis26
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Rick @AnothrAtName
350 Followers 387 Following #Doop #FlyEaglesFly views are mine and they’re usually shitty.
Al @CampaignAl
2K Followers 5K Following Sweet Tea is my go to drink. Sharp Wit & Cleverness is Good. Enjoy family time friends. Love the outdoors in warm weather beach, lounging poolside. Roll Tide!
nik BTW @RachelandyC
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Adam Kelly @adkelinc
2 Followers 22 Following
Fsoveicd Fsoveicd @fsoveicd
699 Followers 5K Following
Peach blossom 🇺�.. @hoa3031985
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elaine @elaine1088104
115 Followers 418 Following
IAmJillyBean @ItIsMsJillyBean
17K Followers 5K Following Tattooed Single Mom. Harry Potter Nerd #Hufflepuff⚡️Craft Beer Lover🍻💙
amylou @drinkerbelle4
44K Followers 6K Following 🍸🧚🏻♂️ NSFW 😈 hi. I’m a brat. No OF. your wife can DM.🎀🌈🦄https://t.co/D9v4j99M98
🍁Canadian Fletchy�.. @Darth_Pingu
27K Followers 16K Following Made in 🇨🇦 w/Irish Bits☘ Host @FletchyTags /Co-host @FeelGoodNFresh 🏳🌈🏳⚧ Ally Emotional Support Canadian 🍁 #EveryChildMatters 🧡
Karmin @beingkarmin
16K Followers 7K Following Introverted #extrovert | #Coffee addict | #MusicIsLife | #Prince 🐐| #donor | #momlife | #Humanitarian | #KindnessMatters | #HashtagGames | Just being Karmin 🦄
Acidic Blonde™️ @Acidic_Blonde
21K Followers 600 Following I was smarter than the average blonde. Then I joined Twitter.
Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 @fivefortweeting
13K Followers 6K Following They/Him Feminist and I Stand up for Autism Acceptance also I love Dinosaurs 🦖 #ActuallyAutistic
MELapalooza 🐈⚽�.. @MELisCrazyInAZ
32K Followers 15K Following MY ONE AND ONLY PROFILE $MelisCrazyInAz https://t.co/rjxWV6PjFA 🤪Teetering on the edge of insanity 🤣98.2% of my tweets are jokes. Respond accordingly
Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷�.. @Anythingpork
18K Followers 7K Following Most tweets are 4.5%ABV🍺. Owner @HashtagTavern🍻, Philly 4/4 🏈⚾️🏀🏒 Created @Somethingpork👻 in my garage. Trolls get instablocked🖕
✨🐾Kitty🐾✨ @MananaSunsets
195K Followers 13K Following I love my kids, my fur babies, and my job. Anything else is just background noise.
Jules @julcasagrande
78K Followers 7K Following Q ⚔️ energy. coffee cups and thoughts https://t.co/V349QaXUGV
Dan 😎🍕🍔🐈�.. @DanielAshley13
3K Followers 3K Following 48. Brother, Uncle, ISFJ. Crossword puzzle doer, eater of Pop-Tarts, friend to cats. Blocks all locked accounts and strangers who send DMs
siren @mermaid_daisy
16K Followers 6K Following 🧜♀️/🤿diver. Clean the seas 🌊 save the bees 🐝 plant more trees 🌲 and don’t be creepy ❀ ☆ ♫ ✿ ☽ ☾ ☼ ♀
Destry @DestryBrod
18K Followers 16K Following Not quite cool enough to be Canadian.I live close enough to Canada to smell the healthcare. Pretty liberal, pretty democratic not that pretty tho. pro choice.
Lo The Goat 🐐 @laaauurynn
50K Followers 4K Following Main Character Syndrome ✨ YOUTUBER ✨ 🎥 24 | tx | insta: LaurynLocs ♊️
GINA DARLING @MissGinaDarling
173K Followers 807 Following TV host, streamer, award winning internet personality, and geek. @showbobaz Formerly G4TV and WWE. Booking: [email protected]
Skyler Achey @SkylerAchey
2 Followers 27 Following
Oklahoma Department o.. @OKWildlifeDept
248K Followers 1K Following We manage & protect fish & wildlife, along with their habitats, while also growing a community of hunters & anglers, partnering with those who love the outdoors
SLEEPY_PANDAS @sleepy_pandas
1K Followers 5K Following PS5 • MINECRAFTER • Cigarette Enthusiast • ??? • 26 • ISFJ-A • G59
7-ELEVEn @7eleven
187K Followers 198 Following mγ tweets are like taquitos: hot, delicious, and always on a roll | account managed by TIM | yes, THE TIM
Savannah (she/her) @rx0rcist
63K Followers 335 Following Black Lives Matter 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ • Columbia, SC 🏠 Biloxi, MS📍• Lactation Consultant Pharmacist • 🌶️🔗 on Insta • Resources 🔗 in bio
Captain Smirk @Captain__Smirk_
5K Followers 5K Following Formerly @Capt__Smirk I’m still that blue dot in the Red Sea of Missouri. That means no MAGAts. Liberal AF
Jade Dragon @MunkMania
24K Followers 3K Following a mix between dorky dragon and murdery monkey • I was the 13 year old girl from dateline • tweets: https://t.co/wGad9ZJagj
Senator Mark Kelly @SenMarkKelly
141K Followers 1 Following United States Senator for Arizona. Father, husband, Navy combat veteran, and retired NASA astronaut.
Christopher Lloyd @DocBrownLloyd
428K Followers 72 Following Welcome to the official Twitter account for Christopher Lloyd, run by the family.
Hanamichels @HanaMichels
55K Followers 2K Following
Pharaoh of the Underg.. @PharaohUCG
81 Followers 200 Following
Cynthia @Thia_theMombie
2K Followers 5K Following 28 • Toddler Mama • Wifey • BPD + Bipolar + Anxiety • Caffeine & Cannabis Enthusiast • Making friends with my demons • Gamer & Geek
ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛ�.. @Celestephase
12K Followers 8K Following sith-y heathen. frog enthusiast. slut for science. feminist bitch. TERFs fuck off. she/her🩷💜💙
𝐌𝐢𝐤𝐞 @Mizzle0831
330 Followers 459 Following 🍜 "At the end of the day, the King and the Pawn go back into the same box.” #BroncosCountry #MileHighBasketball #GoAvsGo #BravesCountry
Timmy Little @TheTimmyLittle
1K Followers 1K Following @TimmyLittleSays I'm back. Let the re-corruption begin. Now with even less than no social skills. Sad #NYGiants fan.
Ben Holloway @BenDTSPodcast
22K Followers 22K Following IFB FAST!!! Huge Sports Fan. Cowboys, Red Sox, Red Wings, LeBron, Gators, Tar Heels, Tiger, Mayweather 1/3 of Death Taxes & Sports Podcast @DTSports33 IFB
Anthony -So there I w.. @AnthonyPienk
1K Followers 4K Following Just a man trying to get it right 44 God, Guns, Freedom and laughs.
Fucked up Fredbird @FredbirdFucked
796 Followers 1K Following I like Budweiser and when the cardinals win. Parody account, not affiliated with anyone except for Juan Sotos mom. (please like and retweet so I can feel good)
Olivia Julianna 🗳 @0liviajulianna
367K Followers 6K Following 21- Professional agitator, amateur political activist/strategist. WWE Fanatic 🇲🇽🏳️🌈 All Opinions are my own 💅🏼
Backup for Pwincess K.. @sleepingWfishes
776 Followers 697 Following They unspended me and so this is my backup account
eco sister @hiitaylorblake
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Mel Brooks @MelBrooks
376K Followers 0 Following Writer, Director, Actor, Producer and failed Dairy Farmer.
🖍🦄🟣Growth&Re.. @mysticcrainbowz
16K Followers 17K Following ♥ Community Worker ♥ Passion ♡ Committment ♡ Hope ♡ Faith #ActuallyAutistic ♥ ND ♥ Love for unicorns ♥ 🦄🦄🦄🦄 ❤🌻🦄🦄🌈💩💩
Sexy Inappropriate Fr.. @freudgetaboutit
46 Followers 30 Following Maybe I'm not inappropriate. Maybe you just want to have sex with your mom's feces.
Britney Spears 🌹�.. @britneyspears
54.7M Followers 345K Following Artist 🎶💃🏼 Mamma 👩👦👦 Pray Every Day 🙏🏼✝️ Chef in the works💋👩🏼🍳
Skadooosch @Skadooosch
1K Followers 5K Following AKA Len. S. Flare. Space host. Podcaster. Writer. Human(ish) BEST MOVIE SPACE ON TWITTER 🎬 #NUFC #MovieRanking
Jessi🦋 @Jessi_Lavender
2K Followers 714 Following Creating the life I’ve always dreamed of🚀Exhausted Nurse to Entrepreneur🦋Ionized Water Enthusiast💧
🟢UP🟢 @United_Peers
414 Followers 496 Following United P.E.E.R.S. offers a collaborative approach to #peersupport #mentalhealth #spaces. Shared experience, restorative practices, skills, & more. #BIPOC #LGBTQ
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3K Followers 2K Following A Mechanism of ruination https://t.co/bFDHBiOGCl
TheMentalRecess @amentalrecess
17K Followers 3K Following Everyone needs a mind recess. https://t.co/ac4wrIUlsW
Dustin @dustinphoenix
540 Followers 467 Following does anyone read these🤥.... here meeting some new people and having a little bit of fun along the way
Thelastcarfighter888 @Thelastcarfigh2
322 Followers 2K Following Just a bored professional with a good brain and a kind heart.
Steve @tay1buckeye
715 Followers 1K Following
sooooooooo Facebook/meta was found to have directly interfered with the 2016 election and it’s still allowed to run but tik tok has to be sold or banned
Biden has signed the bill requiring TikTok to be sold or banned in the U.S.
The over and the under for this evening’s festivities 🥰 Have a great night everyone 😘
abolitionists lose me when it comes to cases like these because you can’t convince me filth like this can be rehabilitated.
he’s out on bail btw. our justice system is a joke.
Pennsylvania police officer, Steven Cugini, has been arrested for raping & beating a 13 month old.
I got IDd last night, but as I was rummaging around in my purse for my ID, the dude saw my checkbook and said "nevermind" 😭😒🤣 FIRST OF ALL
Nicole Brown taking OJ Simpson straight to hell
Sheriff Skinner's statement on the Arizona Supreme Court ruling to ban nearly all abortions in the state.
I once had a guy shame me for not using a vpn but he was using nord vpn
very cute girl told me she liked my briefcase and asked if I could text her a link and I said "oh it's just on Amazon you can find it pretty easy" and then walked away please lobotomize me
I just threw up in the airport so I told them I was pregnant 😭😭😭 people always feel sorry for pregnant people
FOLKS WITH EXPERIENCE IN THE SERVICE INDUSTRY: I wanna hear your personal horror stories with customers. The worst, the scariest, the moments that still haunt you at random times of the day, I want it all. Some folks think we’re exaggerating. Let’s show em how bad it can get.
when I was 19 I drew a smiley face on a 32yr/o man’s coffee cup because he told me he was having a hard day. he proceeded to stalk me for 2 years, memorized my schedule, put an AirTag on my bike, would walk by my house right before I left for work until the police got involved
FOLKS WITH EXPERIENCE IN THE SERVICE INDUSTRY: I wanna hear your personal horror stories with customers. The worst, the scariest, the moments that still haunt you at random times of the day, I want it all. Some folks think we’re exaggerating. Let’s show em how bad it can get.
when coworkers start asking about my weekend plans I feel like I’m talking to cops
But hey I voted today 🥰 good night 😘
honestly this is so much more flattering than what we’d usually get.
Nobody: Trixie and Katya out of drag:
my mental health has taken a nose dive this week and if anyone else is struggling i just wanna say i’m really proud of you
i could hit the 100k mark so much faster if i could stop myself from being purposefully annoying. but i refuse
i’ve been grappling with the decision to move on from my chef gig and start a new business locally but worry i’d miss the creative outlet too much. i’d probably make more money with the new business, though, and the preliminary networking i’ve done has shown tremendous need.
this tweet is probably 9/11 to the “you have no talents beyond showing your tits” hate-followers lol
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