M⚡️ @okailydokely
klaatu barada nikto Terra 🌎 Joined July 2023-
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Let me help remove the stick up your butt. *shoves it further in*
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GM 💋💋
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I’m concerned about how my “crazy” hasn’t turned you off yet.
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The thing about being right is that it doesn’t always feel good
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lol at all the offended men tweeting about this bear hypothetical
All this Bear propaganda is just to distract you from the real problem, moose.
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It’s never too late to really go goth
I have more pajama pants than any other article of clothing.
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GF: you can never find the clit 😭 BF: thought that mf was in the bio???
Independence
I may have rang a door bell with my tit today because my hands were full.
I tell different people different things so I know who’s gossiping about me. Y’all are too sweet.
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You ever hurt your own feelings just to spare someone else’s?
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@okailydokely Might as well pull it out the other end at this point 💁♂️
I should go in (it’s after 11), but it’s an absolutely perfect night.
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