Eric @RandomBear87

Aspiring novelist, procrastinating author. #Saints football. TV/Movies. Just in general, low quality dry posting. letterboxd.com/Eric0587/ Cali-Forn-I-A Joined June 2018

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Chris @citehchris

4 weeks ago

you’re either eating grilled cheese with me or eating grilled cheese against me this fall

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Eric @RandomBear87

a month ago

Not really fully football season until I’ve logged on here and fired off some shitty opinions, so I’m going to try and remember to do that.

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Warhammer 40K @WH40kbestof

3 years ago

Abaddon vs Archaon by @Mootslol

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Indianapolis Colts @Colts

5 months ago

D’OH! another schedule release video! @TheSimpsons

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Los Angeles Chargers @chargers

5 months ago

should we REALLY make our schedule release video in halo? yes yes yesyes yesyes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yesyes yes yes yes yesye yes yes yes yes yesyes

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The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse

9 months ago

The one thing I do like about AI chat bots and AI customer service agents is how susceptible they are to flattery. You can talk them into giving you discounts and free shit, then complain to real customer service agents if they aren’t honored until you get some kind of discount.

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RedditCFB @RedditCFB

9 months ago

Just an incredible run, and it’s only getting started.

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Trey Rowland @trey_rowland59

10 months ago

cignetti’s team of grown ass transfers beating the shit out of 19 year old 5 stars in the playoffs:

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Jeffrey J. Hall 🇯🇵🇺🇸 @mrjeffu

10 months ago

Japan's stationmaster cats visited a shrine to pray for safe rail travel in 2026. This is an annual tradition for the Wakayama Electric Railway. (video from December 29th)

Jeffrey J. Hall 🇯🇵🇺🇸 @mrjeffu

10 months ago

Japan has a new stationmaster cat. The Wakayama Electric Railway Kishigawa Line is famous for its feline stationmasters. A new cat, Rokutama, has been appointed trainee stationmaster of 2 stations. Other cats received promotions. This is serious stuff.

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10 months ago

THE POP TART THAT REFUSED TO DIE MUST BE HUNTED AND DESTROYED

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McNeil @REFLOG18

10 months ago

Slammin Strawberry decided to off himself rather than go into the toaster 💀

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Rachel Leggett @rleggos

10 months ago

The hallowed remains of our beloved Pop-Tarts. May their memories be a blessing.

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The Wretched & Joyful [email protected] @wickedandproud

10 months ago

My favorite part of the Holidays is having to explain Pop Tart transubstantiation to people who don't follow CFB.

Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee

10 months ago

Tonight, we remember Strawberry’s ascension in the very first @PopTartsBowl . Truly, dreams really do come true. Who will join Strawberry and Frosted Cinnamon Roll tomorrow?