Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric
Gen X Superhero. Old people jokes for my old people followers. 90’s Kid Alumni. #cheeseburgers twitter.com/search?f=tweet… Massachusetts Joined July 2017-
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Actual footage of GenX dealing with our feelings.
Goodnight moon, goodnight stars, goodnight Keith Richards.
All bridges should be named Jeff.
Might start replying to every email with "You do you, Boo."
Hello, I’m 47 and I used “your” instead of “you’re” in a tweet six months ago and I’m still thinking about it.
Everyone pray for Porzingis.
no he was 3 boyfriends ago, my great great boyfriend
All I'm saying is Maggie Simpson has more confirmed kills than Willy Wonka.
An adult is a person who thinks everything was 10 years ago.
The rule should be if you can smell the cookout you’re invited to the cookout.
Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years. Me: still calling it Twitter.
Hell is just a grocery store full of people you know.
[putting on a hospital gown] I'm going to dress my age
Tony P. @Tbone7219
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Hello, I’m 47 and I used “your” instead of “you’re” in a tweet six months ago and I’m still thinking about it.
@NotTodayEric Overthinkers Anon. Let's get it started.
@NotTodayEric You should probably take that tweet down. 🤣🤣
@NotTodayEric @iGreenGod Wait till you think everything is 40 years ago. And then you realize you're right, and go Jesus Christ.