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I was accused of generating something with a chat bot today, for the first time I can recall. It was *not* generated by a chat bot, and I'm confused as to whether it means I seem robotic or that my writing seemed unattainable without artificial aid.
Can I crowdfund the DV legal work I do? If a GoFundMe applies contributions to legal fees for victims with little to no financial means, is that kosher? I do it anyways because I'm a sucker, but $$ makes it impossible, and I have to prioritize paying clients.
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Family law & DV atty here: this is probably median 50%. I see lots worse & lots not as bad (but still bad).
Please, if you feel like you or a child are suffering abuse or neglect, contact an attorney. Abusers often lie to you about your options.
In an emergency contact police.
Family law & DV atty here: this is probably median 50%. I see lots worse & lots not as bad (but still bad).
Please, if you feel like you or a child are suffering abuse or neglect, contact an attorney. Abusers often lie to you about your options.
In an emergency contact police.
Thug A: Have you met Michael?
Thug B: I'm not familiar.
A: You know. "Mike"?
B: Doesn't ring a bell.
A: Come on! He's a legend! "Murder"!
B: Oh! *Murder*! Shit. Yeah, man, he's hard. Swerve him if you can.
Thug A: Have you met Michael?
Thug B: I'm not familiar.
A: You know. "Mike"?
B: Doesn't ring a bell.
A: Come on! He's a legend! "Murder"!
B: Oh! *Murder*! Shit. Yeah, man, he's hard. Swerve him if you can. https://t.co/uW22PkXZiG
"You guys, I heard Walmart got picked up by the fuzz. He's gonna roll on Target for the job last year. Somebody call Dollar General we've got to put out a hit."
"You guys, I heard Walmart got picked up by the fuzz. He's gonna roll on Target for the job last year. Somebody call Dollar General we've got to put out a hit." https://t.co/EbLQQJyRF0
"Does anybody want me to draw something for them?!"
A question frequently asked by two groups of people:
1) boardwalk caricature artists
2) four year old children.
I was just testing the flashlight on my phone and now I'm explaining to other parents waiting outside my kids' dance class that I was not taking pictures of them.
An attorney had her office call my office, to ask about settlement.
Not an invitation to discuss, not putting out a feeler. She wanted her staff member to hash it out with mine and report back. Presumably indifferent to whether I knew.
What are people smoking these days?
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