The Cult of B. @anerdonfire2
My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, Inferno twitter.com/search?q=from%… Georgia Joined September 2016-
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It's my turn to tweet this: Fuck cancer!
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I'll show YOU a gobsmackingly banana. Wait, what?
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The lost art of making someone feel secure.
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Nothing makes me feel better as a parent than hearing other parents yell at their kids to stop doing the same things I yell at my kids for doing.
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*sitting on couch looking at my phone* Me: I'm just going to do this one quick thing, and then I'll go grocery shopping. *an hour later still sitting on couch* Me: Crap. *starts to get up and notification dings* Me: Okay, just one more thing, then I'll really go.
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Parents who enjoy putting their kids to bed must have kids that love going to bed.
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Me: All the flowering trees are gorgeous! Nature is beautiful! *husband sneezing, blowing nose, eyes red and swollen half shut from allergies* Husband: Yeah. Beautiful.
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daily reminder that this is all stupid and none of it matters
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Mmm watcha say Saturday...
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*deep breath* time to reintroduce myself to the world
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If Barbie is so cool, why do you have to buy her friends.
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Crap. Turning 50, in less than a month! Better get to all the stupid shit that I was supposed to do, when I was young.
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Turning 50, tomorrow. Guess I'd better take some new pics, before everything starts dropping & drooping.
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Pretty sure the little angel and devil on my shoulders is just Waldorf and Statler from the Muppets heckling me through life
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I’m too high for this -Icarus probably
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Where's my rock... and how do I crawl back under it?
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You’re the only one who can make life easier for me.
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@anerdonfire2 I better be at the top of the list baby 😉
@anerdonfire2 Come, like arrival. Think about the time in grade school where you got caught in your first lie and the teacher, "taught you a lesson," the weird way.. Owe.
@anerdonfire2 What? Dark humor is like happiness. Not everyone gets it.
If I was a bluebird, I would fly to you You'd be the spoon Dip you in honey so I could be sticking to you
Nothing makes me feel better as a parent than hearing other parents yell at their kids to stop doing the same things I yell at my kids for doing.
*sitting on couch looking at my phone* Me: I'm just going to do this one quick thing, and then I'll go grocery shopping. *an hour later still sitting on couch* Me: Crap. *starts to get up and notification dings* Me: Okay, just one more thing, then I'll really go.
@anerdonfire2 Cookie monster only want real sugar no chemical substitute. He'd prefer them with mushrooms powder and local ingredients
Parents who enjoy putting their kids to bed must have kids that love going to bed.
Me: All the flowering trees are gorgeous! Nature is beautiful! *husband sneezing, blowing nose, eyes red and swollen half shut from allergies* Husband: Yeah. Beautiful.
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