Penny @farmgirlfunny
I am a grown ass woman. AND I’m very sarcastic. Happily married, and happily comedic. Twitter.com/search/from:@f… Your City Joined December 2016-
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If I don’t want to talk to you, I make it subtle. Like, I’ll say you should shut up, you’re bugging me.
Me in my 20s: how much drugs is too much drugs? Me in my 30s: can I overdose on ginger???
Surprisingly so, however, the Universe has told me that I’m right smack dab in the middle of where I need to be. And yes I’m proud of that.
I’m a little high right now so no, I don’t have a fucking clue where I am at the moment. Could be east coast for all I know.
Hey now, all you children, better leave your lights on. Put your lights on (Santana) Dark can’t exist if light shines on it.
I’m so sorry that you’re such a sick asshole. You need therapy. It’s very obvious.
Imagine having your head so far up Trump's ass, that you are completely incapable of comprehending what's going on Also imagine the stench
I don’t have whiskey words, but I do have weed words. They’re mellow and barely above a whisper. My weed words are all groovy and full of world peace.
It is not that kinky, I just want to tie you down to a chair and have my way with you...
To all the incredible women out there: Your strength, resilience, and grace never cease to amaze me. Keep shattering glass ceilings and inspiring us all! As a man, I'm proud to support and champion your success
Apparently Donald Trump is now done grabbing them by the p***y Form now on he'll be grabbing them by the Pecker
Give the people what they want & they’ll come back begging for more. So, what do you guys want?
Everyone has gambled at least once on a fart and lost in life.
This is my truth, and I can change it for a certain price.
I did some work today. But I got bored, so I fucked off, came home, and now it’s weed time.
He said I am amazing just the way I am. I said, honey, you don’t know me very well then.
Thank you for the compliment. It was very kind of you. Now fuck off please.
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Somedays, it’s clear the universe wants you quieter so you can hear the crucial things it needs to tell you. Contemplating.
I don't want to think of questions for the surgeon, I want to have a cocktail! I know, it's only Tuesday, but to me, it feels like I've already put in a week! Lol
I block people who make my Twitter experience unpleasant. You can too, if you want. It's not immature. It's self care. Disagree? I'm sure you can find the button to block me.
I'm feeling quite needy tonight. Could somebody come and tuck me in? No funny stuff though. Okay - maybe some early Steve Martin.
youtu.be/GwUo-Se4MNw?si… New video from our trip to @visitmontana last summer on the bikes. Did some golf. Stayed in a cabin and hit up one of the most beautiful roads in the world. The Going-To-The-Sun Road in @GlacierNPS.
#WorthStandingInLine Worst lineup ever
• sketchbook • Ramones albums • my leather jacket that my brother sold for some cocaine • my Physique so I could wear said leather jacket
You ever think about taking a shower and then just go stand in the rain and pour Dawn dish soap over your head like you're a baby duck who's been in an oil spill.
Me in my 20s: how much drugs is too much drugs? Me in my 30s: can I overdose on ginger???
Day 2, done! Tomorrow, I'm off to see the surgeon first thing in the morning. I should shower tonight. Lol. Dear God that's going to be early! 🥱