Bad Mikey @BadMikeyBad
Aspiring Evel Knievel Impersonator twitter.com/search?q=from:… Suburban Hell Joined July 2012-
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Flex on the washing machine by wearing mismatched socks to work.
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The older I get the faster time goes. Time’s like, let’s get this over with already.
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I think maybe I could fit comfortably in a potato bin
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It’s important to remember that not everyone appreciates sarcasm. Just kidding, who cares.
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And we're off! To a scratch that i overslept
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Them: you can always make new friends Me: out of what ?
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Happiness can be purchased shredded, in bricks or whole wheels. It’s cheese.
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dating app: body type me: mike wazowski
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I could never live in the south because I’m far too lazy to shave my legs 365 days a year.
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Ever see something so beautiful, that your whole mood changes?
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Stop choosing the one's that don't choose you.
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1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: I miss 1994.
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men doing the taking care of plants thing keep that up
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The best Sunday plans are no Sunday plans. Everybody knows that.
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I'm not saying I support the death penalty for morning people, I just understand it.
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I pronounce Arugula like a cartoon exclamation to make it more fun because salads need every little bit of help they can get
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Little high for fucking power tools right now but I'm fucking thinking about it
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@BadMikeyBad @ShaeAaron I thought it was in retroactive? 🤔
Flex on the washing machine by wearing mismatched socks to work.
The older I get the faster time goes. Time’s like, let’s get this over with already.
I think maybe I could fit comfortably in a potato bin
It’s important to remember that not everyone appreciates sarcasm. Just kidding, who cares.
Them: you can always make new friends Me: out of what ?
@TheyCall_Me_Doc @BadMikeyBad i was getting hit with that shit in jr high in TN in the early 80’s…. turned out to be quite important 🙄
Happiness can be purchased shredded, in bricks or whole wheels. It’s cheese.
Adds a "skip tweet" button to the beginning of all your tweets
I could never live in the south because I’m far too lazy to shave my legs 365 days a year.
Ever see something so beautiful, that your whole mood changes?
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men doing the taking care of plants thing keep that up
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