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Uncle Bob 🍩 @UncleBob56

Grandpa, outdoorsman, science nerd, dad joker, beer drinker extraordinaire. My top tweet is coming out tomorrow. #BlessTheBlueEyedBoy #EnvyDaStrength #LuvPug twitter.com/search?f=realt… PA USA Joined May 2013
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Katie D @KatieDeal99

15 hours ago

One of the biggest challenges in the workplace is trying not to eat your lunch before 10 am

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21 hours ago

If you're happy and you know it

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Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric

2 days ago

Grocery shopping is all fun and games until they move my stuff around.

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Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy

21 hours ago

Yesterday one of my students told me that whenever he runs into a teacher outside of school in he never says hi because it’ll “Damage his street cred” so I reminded him that he has no street cred cause his mom still makes his lunch

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Jules @julcasagrande

4 months ago

no, you’re not too old to take selfies with your tongue out, that’s dumb at any age

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Jules @julcasagrande

21 hours ago

sometimes i tell myself “jessica you need to stop drinking” but then i remember my name isn’t jessica

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Uncle Bob 🍩 @UncleBob56

16 hours ago

Got my tax refund. Not to brag but I'm going to splurge on the $8 frozen pizza!

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Busted Flip Flops @GrillinChillin9

21 hours ago

If seeing a dog riding in a car with its head out of a car window doesn’t put a smile on your face then something isn’t right with you.

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Siren 💫 @CallSignSiren

21 hours ago

I love those people that just instantly put you in a good mood

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Amanda B @amandajpanda

a day ago

The plants I purchased 2 weeks ago are still alive, round of applause, please.

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𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗹𝘆𝗸𝗲 @im_all_id

21 hours ago

For security purposes, please yell your credit card number into the phone

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Mad Hatter Mommy!!! @MadHatterMommy

a day ago

At this point my ‘to-do’ list is just ‘yeah-right’ list.

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meghan @deloisivete

21 hours ago

You don't scare me, you're not a group of middle schoolers I have to walk past

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Tony P. @Tbone7219

19 hours ago

Apparently my wife is home.

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CynicalTherapist @CynicalTherapi1

2 years ago

Just thinking about how folks used to bring their kids to public executions and now I get a warning if there's going to be smoking in a movie.

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Brock @Brock_Teee

20 hours ago

Look, have some manners and don't talk over me when I'm trying to talk over you.

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✨WendyDarling✨ @wendchymes

18 hours ago

No matter what social media I’m on the algorithm always knows that I like cake.

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Sunshine Jarboly @SunshineJarboly

23 hours ago

me, sitting in my recliner drinking a can of rc cola: …& that’s when i realized all the things i think of must come from thought molecules in my mindhead. the director of the nature documentary to the camera person: {whispering excitedly} are you getting all this?

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Charlie Alzamora @chalzamora

19 hours ago

Instead of obedience school, I sent my dog to med school so he could learn to heel himself.

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Danny @Mardigroan

20 hours ago

Getting a clear photo of Sasquatch is no small feat!

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