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carol & cher as cher & carol happy birthday to the fabulous carol burnett!
Having fun with the window cleaner.. 😊
Whenever Capital One asks, “what’s in your wallet?” I’m like, a few extra ramen flavor packets and a photo of Kathy Ireland.
Releasing these babies back into the ocean really brought tears to my eyes 😪
baby giraffes are so cute 🥺😍
Normalize giving a high 5 and saying ‘good game’, after sex.
One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
I always texted a girl 5 minutes after our first date ended and said ~ "I haven't given up on us."
Let’s go.
So Kristi Noem’s editor was just like “Yep! Looks great!”?
My daughter wanted to watch a horror movie with really scary people in it .... I wanted some bacon and eggs so we compromised and went to a Waffle House
Y’all! I got my funeral suit back from the cleaners today!
STG there is NOTHING more boring than listening to middle aged white dudes discussing craft beer.
Super-shocked here
After a 60 minute group chat with my 2 remaining male friends we discussed, back pain, blood pressure meds and the healing powers of beets. I finally said, don't you guys miss when all we ever talked about was music and pussy?
I'm not liking this slow grind apocalypse. Just rip the bandaid off and attack us aliens
Trey @treydayway
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1K Followers 4K Following Respect is earned, Honesty is appreciated, Love is gained and Loyalty is returned.Auntie M 💙🌎☮�.. @AslanianMM
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2K Followers 214 Following S117 | We’ll drink till we’re gone | Co-Owner of Western Grunge Tapedeck w/ @western_grungesweetheart @DanielleFi8971
26 Followers 435 Following Not every encounter has an ending but every encounter has meaning.Trey @treydayway
41K Followers 6K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1XBoyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
102K Followers 20K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBVTony P. @Tbone7219
43K Followers 19K FollowingBob Golen @BobGolen
33K Followers 23K Following Hey, give me a try. Mainly old jokes (spruced up a bit) and sentimental musings. Big believer in kindness. Leaning left, but not very woke (Boomer, ya know).Jessie @mommajessiec
77K Followers 6K Following *awkward silence* Mom to four, wife to one. Like I am to most things, I came here late too.Marcmywords @Marcmywords2
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37K Followers 5K Following Anatomically correct. For the most part.Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
61K Followers 4K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/O1Sm1XVNmoNot Today Eric @NotTodayEric
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40K Followers 7K Following If you innocently act like you don't know, people will explain dirty words to you and it's hilarious.Felicia @LostFelicia
42K Followers 5K Following LOST on Oceanic flight 815 ♥ @LuvPugFDN ♥ IG: felicia815 New tweets: https://t.co/SULps6ecxtMarly @VerbsRProudest
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2K Followers 4K Following Valium was invented by men to keep women in their place, said the best doctor ever.Gail 🦋 @Gaillei_
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1K Followers 1K Following 🇺🇦 corgis 🦈, cats🐈 and cross stitching mermaid🧜♀️; searching for my sanity one stitch at a time. Feminist and pro-choice.Sam @mastrap84
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476K Followers 3K Following “Whatever you are, be a good one”. Here for people, politics and parody. https://t.co/eydUnIJGZ7Lisa @lisareality1
13K Followers 11K Following Sensible most of the time with a twist of naughtiness. I follow back unless it looks like you may DM me ‘those’ kind of messages.Marmel @Marmel
89K Followers 7K Following 🐳 and 🐘 : Marmel, 🧵 and 📷: Marmels, ⏰ SteveMarmel. Two small dogs are making me write most of this. I’ll be manically posting until my back heals.Sydfish #🟦 🇺�.. @Sydfish
8K Followers 8K Following Soccer mom with a punk rock heart #BLM #OneLess And yet, she persisted. #ThatDorkForkGeorgie LibraryCreep @Jreatsdung
523 Followers 269 Following It's all about the books baby. Using LibraryCreep on “other” places. She/HerYour Punk Mom @YourPunkMom
656 Followers 1K Following Not a mom, sometimes a punk, always yours. Everyone has an opinion. 🤷🏻♀️ Logo by graphic artist, Shielaugh Divelbiss, who died too young. ❤️Brian Chovanec @Brian_Chovanec
114K Followers 106K Following #NeverTrump moderate Democrat. #Biden2024🥁 #TurnTexasBlue🛹🌊Astros⚾️Rockets🏀Texans🏈Aggies Wholelife Catholic https://t.co/HnBL8KX2Fz 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱James William Garrett.. @JamesWGarrett1
7K Followers 8K Following I write the vast perversions of my sick mind and make them holy. I am a LGBTQ+ ally - proud to have (he/him) pronouns in my bio, so you best heed my words.Marc Del 🌊 @MarcDelnoir
11K Followers 11K Following Liberal #BidenHarris2024 #HumanRights #SaveDemocracy #VotersRights #RidinWithBiden #BlueCrew #StrongerTogether #FBR 💙 #IFB #NoDemUnder1KConversations with people who brag about themselves the entire fucking time are boring. 🥱
Love this!!! I don’t think it’s my merch, though?
Single handedly the greatest piece of Merch I have ever purchased. Thank you @AdeemTheArtist i bought the bandana because it was cool and didn’t pay a damn bit of attention to what was on it… 😅
Fuck Bill Barr.
Collins: Just to be clear, you're voting for someone who you believe tried to subvert the peaceful transfer of power, that can’t even achieve his own policies, that lied about the election, who is facing 88 criminal counts Barr: The answer the question is yes.
My mom just hit one year of sobriety 🥲 pls say congratulations so I can show her it matters
Jason Statham at the 1990 commonwealth games
carol & cher as cher & carol happy birthday to the fabulous carol burnett!
11 years ago I picked up this “free” dog from the pound. He’s cost me over $20,000 in vet bills since then. Still not shot.
I can’t believe I see shit like this coming out of America. These people are batshit crazy.
New Republican campaign ad just dropped.
Best interview I've ever seen! 😂
Post a picture of you with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit.
When catturd is making sense you know that things are getting weirder and weirder around here.
Having fun with the window cleaner.. 😊
GO TO HELL
if the rays lose any of their games against the sox this weekend i will lose my goddamn mind.
Whenever Capital One asks, “what’s in your wallet?” I’m like, a few extra ramen flavor packets and a photo of Kathy Ireland.
WATCH: “Why am I not allowed to come inside? I’m a member of this body. This is not a private room.” YESTERDAY after adjourning @CSexton25 @GovBillLee and the @TNGOP supermajority leadership had troopers keep @brotherjones_ out of their public press conference, in a public room.