Kelly @kelly__le
Jokes 😂 https://t.co/GXjOS6HKXe Texas Joined February 2017-
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I like to think I’m chaotic adorable.
Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.
The tornado siren was just going off here, but I think I can make it to the liquor store.
Do you get cuteness aggression when you look at your pet? My cat is so goddamn cute I could just rip an old lady’s arms off.
I almost hit a deer on my way to work and when I got to work, a murder of crows was in my parking spot. I’m Snow Whiting pretty fucking hard before 7am.
my email will find you… and it will kill you
Salad is great for when you want to chew something incessantly, gnawing and gnashing away for 3 grams of water and some toots later
When I’m waiting in line at the drive thru sometimes I pregame with a purse snack
Trey @treydayway
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116 Followers 478 Following Wow Gamer, Avid Golfer, Dog Dad,✌🏼. Vizion756(Discord)@kelly__le I was pushed to try fishing once. Drinking was involved while we were camping. Of course the vegetarian caught the first fish. Turned out that I had hooked it in the eye! I cried. Still can’t forgive myself.
@kelly__le @toffeenuttardis Ma'am that is a vagina.
DONE ☠️😭
Chillllllleee thank God I kept scrolling down cuz I was gunna be flabbergasted at what I thought this was on this beautiful Sunday 😂
@kelly__le I beg your finest of pardons🤣🤣 im fuckin cackling over here 💀
@kelly__le Kelly My Lady This Is Definitely A Very Memorable Looking Article Of Clothing.❤️