Doug Bies @dougbies
New York Jets fan, poker player, Instagram, Snapchat, & Untappd: dougbies twitter.com/search?q=from%… Austin, TX Joined December 2009-
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Some people dream about sex, I dream about finding an onion ring in my french fries
If a white girl isn’t savage af in her gym sesh stan era, while listening to her Tayler swift anthem, does said basic even?
I have absolutely nothing in common with egomaniacs that have “selfie galleries”
Another day, another opportunity for annoying people to beg for money on the internet
I only ate pancakes, garlic bread, a B.L.T. sandwich, gummy bears, and cookie dough today, but that’s okay because I’m on a diet
Have a good night everyone except people that act like their selfies are gods gift to the world
My favorite way to stay healthy is eating 5 servings of fruit per day, just from Skittles
I wish I loved anything as much as dumbasses in pickup trucks love acting like rules and laws don’t apply to them
I wish it was socially acceptable to give your coworkers dunce caps
Hobbies include 1. Complaining about people 2. Complaining about coworkers
Have a good day everyone except old managers that force unnecessary stand up meetings to prove to higher ups that they have worth
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kháris 📖✨🗡�.. @spiicymiiso
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grace 🖤 (17-8) @amazingg999
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King Prawn, spinach and chickpea curry tonight, with a basmati rice and vegetable samosa. Fresh coriander and a decent dollop of aubergine pickle topped it all off rather splendidly.
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