Stu, For Real @StuForReal
screaming on the inside https://t.co/HSCN5yjp13 impulsive twitter Joined August 2011-
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The forced interrments will continue until morale improves now back to work
If a tiny heaven you want to see, look at a leaf with love.
I’m not just sitting here. I’m gathering energy.
Honestly I don’t know how many more rodeos I can take
What a beautiful day to be somewhat alive.
First date idea: A tour of the medicine cabinet.
Don't drink and drive should probably extend to all beverages because every time I have run up on a curb it was because I was trying not to spill a liquid
Sane people don’t want to be rich, they want to be free
I'm sorry, but I have a hard time believing anyone who says they have zero regrets.
I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crisis. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever
I’ve decided to open my own business. It’s a combination dance studio/international airport.
Consider a heart with holes for windows and a cross breeze of humanity’s woes and joys, passing by without lodging.
We all need at least one friend to whom general rules don’t apply.
Eggwater would be a really pretty name for a baby girl
Joke's on you. I'm Generation X. If people don't insult me at least daily, I slowly morph back into an old pair of corduroy pants.
i hope your day has magic in it ✌️💕✨
At the zoo w/ tired legs and not one mfer has offered me a piggyback ride…Being an adult is a complete carnival of crap.
The sexiest thing a man can do is understand the difference between municipal, provincial and federal governments
It was the brat of times, it was the wurst of times
sex is great but do you have a rose breasted grosbeak at your feeder
The B. @anerdonfire2
37K Followers 14K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, Inferno
Salty MacTavish 🇺�.. @SaltyMacTavish
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Tony P. @Tbone7219
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Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
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paused mortem 💀 @LeeCram
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Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric
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Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
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Forward March @RunOldMan
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@DeanChristians, CMT @DeanChristjans
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Meri @meri315
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Nice Marmotte 🇵�.. @NiceMarmotte
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The B. @anerdonfire2
37K Followers 14K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, Inferno
Salty MacTavish 🇺�.. @SaltyMacTavish
13K Followers 9K Following We hardly talk about clams anymore and frankly I’m steamed about it https://t.co/MEeOiowPL2
Tony P. @Tbone7219
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inspector ratchet @_hood_mona_lisa
19K Followers 7K Following Public menace. Bog Witch. Level 58 Trainwreck. Costco Gold Star Member.
Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
61K Followers 4K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/O1Sm1XVNmo
Benny 'Bluesky' Rolli.. @citizenkawala
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paused mortem 💀 @LeeCram
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Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric
27K Followers 9K Following Gen X Superhero. Old people jokes for my old people followers. 90’s Kid Alumni. #cheeseburgers
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
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PieGuy @ilovepie84
30K Followers 6K Following My wife works two jobs so that I can chase my dream of being in a boy band. https://t.co/JhWCxIXYbK
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48K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/vhLLPJmuO2
Marcmywords @Marcmywords2
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LaLaLyds @LaLa_Lyds
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Torpedo @solarseaman
3K Followers 5K Following P&T Disabled Veteran; SDTP Grad '23; PRWP '22; SARRTP x4; (SS) 17MAY01; CPTSD, MI, etc. I served, thanks for yer tax bux so I can suffer. TD;IU
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39K Followers 37K Following I'm Maybelline Founder, Tom Lyle Williams, great-niece and Author of The Maybelline Story.
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3K Followers 3K Following Multimodal, reluctant simulationist, friend of a friend of a friendIf a tiny heaven you want to see, look at a leaf with love.
I don’t know if I’m fucked up or if the world is fucked up. But if I get a choice, I’m blaming you motherfuckers.
Happy May Day! Solidarity with every worker standing up to corporate exploitation and organizing for a living wage, dignified working conditions, and robust benefits. If the past few years have shown us anything, it's that workers are fed up and ready to build power.
'Major national impact': Dozens of federal judges didn’t disclose free luxury trips alternet.org/federal-judges…
Engagement farmers be like… “Ketchup isn’t available. What are you adding to this?” Then they post this picture…
First date idea: A tour of the medicine cabinet.
Life shit had a surprising and quick but very, very good conclusion, and y'all I am FLOATING
Life shit. Temporary hiatus. You know the drill.
Look up, they are so beautiful aren’t they? But you, you are something beyond those stars…
Don't drink and drive should probably extend to all beverages because every time I have run up on a curb it was because I was trying not to spill a liquid
If you are reading this right now, I wish you a week filled with positivity, kindness, peace and joy.
People are exhausting .. the more people I get to know, the less people I want to be around
Sane people don’t want to be rich, they want to be free
This woman is the dumbest human being I have ever had to displeasure to deal with in my life, and I know a lot of people. She is unfit to sit in any elected office. I'm blocking this dumb woman and the rest of y'all can have at her. Let me know who I send money to to get her out.
@thepaulasuzanne @IronStache Use a condom or birth control 😉
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Watching the birds…
I made a veggie burrito :) not pictured is the hot sauce because I’m a creep and dip my burrito in it instead. Anyway what else is missing?
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