Vinyl Witch 🧙🏻 @Aflgirl126
The witch is back ! No Dick pics or I’ll share and mock with my friends. Busy introverting. sipping bourbon & love my Phillies ❤️⚾️ twitter.com/search?q=from%… Stalking the Phillies Joined June 2014-
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Vinyl Witch 🧙🏻 retweeted
When you work in customer service but forget to stop using your “road rage voice” on your first call of the day.
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@ask_aubry Remember how Celine Dion met her husband when she was 12 and he was 38, yet their relationship was celebrated?
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Why metal is not allowed during an MRI
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This is Carmen Dell Orefice, she's 92 years old. 92, this is true, Google it. She is gorgeous and I'm so jealous.
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No amount of budgeting or not eating at restaurants is going to make up for the fact that we do not make enough money anymore.
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Clocking in
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What is the greatest performance from an actor who's only in one scene of a movie?
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The way inflation is going it’s only a matter of time before McDonalds starts offering their own credit card.
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I used to be funny on this app.
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A breakdown to the teenage kids funny language/slang 😆 My man killed it! 🔥
The spanking of asses I get but what’s up with guys and women’s butthole? This was a conversation I had with my friend last night and then I started to ask all my girl friends because they were all like 🤷🏽♀️
Ever wake up in a shit mood and it takes the whole day to shake it off ?
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Gluten is the least of your problems, bro.
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Hell, I’d fight Mike Tyson to get the coma and a few weeks off from work.
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Good morning pervs, weirdos, and freaks! Calm before the storm today. I wish you all a great day and make it count.
When you work in customer service but forget to stop using your “road rage voice” on your first call of the day.
@Aflgirl126 go make a great breakfast like meatloaf or steak
@Aflgirl126 Oh, I know what you mean. Here it’s 3:30 and I can’t sleep.
@Aflgirl126 I guess it's a habit, some of us wake up all of a sudden and just can't go back to sleep 🤷♂️
@Aflgirl126 I was up at 1a (too hot, turned the thermostat down). Needed a drink of water at 2a. Random awake from 3 to 4a, and slept from 4:05 to 5:15. It’s gonna be a looong day.
@Aflgirl126 You don’t need a reason lol… Hey welcome to the 4am club ☕️☕️
@Aflgirl126 God dammit I hate that you make sense this early in the morning.
Good morning ☕️☕️ Have a great Tuesday friends…
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