Teqi @TequilaSaltlife
I'm southern, so act right twitter.com/search?q=from%… United States Joined August 2018-
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That bitch ain't no angel I treat her halo like a frisbee.
Americans are buying these Glock 19’s(19 rounds per second) without a background check using the gun loop hole show. It becomes fully automatic if you add a bunk stomp! THIS HAS TO STOP, AMERICA
I have the attitude of someone who’s 6’5” but the shoe size of an 8 year old.
I hung out with an emu named George and a pig named Lindsey Loham Better company than yall, tbh
Woah. 30 likes? So this is what it's like going viral.
They loading up to head over to @turtledumplin page to complain about meme math.
I’m a veteran(Meme War 16 & 20) so I’m pretty sure I know exactly what I’m talking about
I’m a veteran(Meme War 16 & 20) so I’m pretty sure I know exactly what I’m talking about
Fecal Biscuit here thinks words typed on a screen makes him a badass…. This looks more like an omission….. just add mom’s basement and a dirty diaper, sucking his thumb while rubbing one out.
I keep my circle so small, not even @TequilaSaltlife dick can fit in it
A date night so good you can’t remember what day of the week the next day is.
Ok everyone. We have been given the green light.
I think all your dumdums migrated from your posts to mine .. can you come take them back @TheCensoredRock 😭
Shits wild the way dudes are out here arguing with a meme... like fuck... you all can't be the same level of stupid... one of you needs to declare yourself king...
@turtledumplin *People counting the pennies from a meme*
If you don't know what 56k baud is... you're too young for me
I feel sorry for men who will never know how it feels to take off your bra after a long shitty day.
If this isn't your home network we can't be friends
Lately my only fucking objective on Twitter is not to fucking embarrass anyone by appearing on their stupid fucking Twitter friend circles
Ohhh, I was supposed to tip toe around your feelings. My bad.
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Americans are buying these Glock 19’s(19 rounds per second) without a background check using the gun loop hole show. It becomes fully automatic if you add a bunk stomp! THIS HAS TO STOP, AMERICA
I have the attitude of someone who’s 6’5” but the shoe size of an 8 year old.
@TequilaSaltlife Thx! ❤️🤣❤️🤣❤️ I get that alot...
@TequilaSaltlife Still laugh at the aussies for losing the emu war
@TequilaSaltlife I said shit to, I thought about fuck, but I didn't won't to push it.
@TequilaSaltlife So what. I called someone a smart-ass today and got away with it.
Woah. 30 likes? So this is what it's like going viral.
They loading up to head over to @turtledumplin page to complain about meme math.
He is NOT wrong. 😂
Make Aluminum Great Again!
I’m a veteran(Meme War 16 & 20) so I’m pretty sure I know exactly what I’m talking about
@TheCensoredRock You really don’t know what you are talking about! Just showing your ignorance.
19 Days sober and enjoying my newest piece
18 days sober and it’s tattoo day for me. Show me some of your tattoos. Here are some of mine.
Taking the wife @ChiChiGreenblat to Carney’s for burgers tonight. It was 40 yrs ago we ate here together for the first.
Fecal Biscuit here thinks words typed on a screen makes him a badass…. This looks more like an omission….. just add mom’s basement and a dirty diaper, sucking his thumb while rubbing one out.
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