ChiChi Greenblatt @ChiChiGreenblat
I'm a little ball of crazy and one fucked up rollercoaster ride. Married. #🟦 twitter.com/search?q=from%… California Joined January 2009-
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I’ve got idiots on the left. And idiots on the right. Here I am stuck in the middle with you!
Some of y’all lack the ability to sense sarcasm like you lack the ability to know the earth is flat.
Me in the spa
Being in a good mood is fucking weird.
People think you’re crazy when you talk to yourself. That’s why I talk to the furniture.
If she calls you by your first, middle and last name… you’re gonna have a bad time.
There’s a thing called a brain and more of you need to use it. It’s not quite like common sense cuz we all know that shit ain’t common.
Dear Biden, You’ve cleared all this college debt for a bunch of idiots who don’t know what the fuck they’re protesting for. Good Job Democrats! I’m a fucking disappointed democrat.
Week three on antidepressants: sooo you mean to tell me all of you assholes have been out here operating with a brain full of serotonin all of this time??? Unfair!
Sorry but You look like the kind of person who jogs for fun and I just don't need that in my life
Decided I'm making rigatoni with vodka sauce for dinner. I had a craving for it. 😋
Life is so ironic. It takes sadness to know happiness, noise to appreciate silence , and absence to value presence
Back in my day I had to roll down my car windows with my bare hands
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Some of y’all lack the ability to sense sarcasm like you lack the ability to know the earth is flat.
@ChiChiGreenblat You really are quite lovely. Lucky husband. 🙌🏻
@ChiChiGreenblat @oldestoffuckers @JShaundrea80428 You should see his lint collection. But don't ask him where it came from.
@oldestoffuckers @JShaundrea80428 You'd fold her, and you know it...
@ChiChiGreenblat 🎶🎵🎶 (a whole bunch of people out there aren’t hearing the music in their heads the way I am! 😅😉)
@ChiChiGreenblat Happy Tuesday Hot Stuff!🎊🎉 Oh, Trains... I Drive The CrAzY Train. Send Them Bitches My Way Please. I ❤ TRAINWRECKS Especially Trainwrecks From The Downtown Las Vegas Art District. Always Love & Good Vibes To You & Your Hubby From Las Vegas, Nevada. TIZZLE~TIZZLE ⚘😎👍👍
@ChiChiGreenblat Middle is where all the best ones hang.
@ChiChiGreenblat In the middle
People think you’re crazy when you talk to yourself. That’s why I talk to the furniture.
If she calls you by your first, middle and last name… you’re gonna have a bad time.