✨⚡️Nurse K ⚡️✨ @Nurse_K_
I run on caffeine, whiskey, sarcasm & a lil bit of football!! This is me & all my randomness, If you don’t like it fuck off!!🖕 @shaggy_og_ makes this ♥️ happy! twitter.com/search?q=from:… My Delusional World Joined November 2019-
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Don’t let your thoughts become your prison.
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im pretty sure the “handle with care”warning has always been imprinted on my soul
Post a selfie from your gallery and turn it black and white 🖤🩶🤍
Post a selfie from your gallery and turn it black and white 🖤🩶🤍 https://t.co/z0NbkBNqEj
I’d like to thank my coffee, mascara and dry shampoo for always being there for me in the mornings. I may be a hot mess, but at least I’m caffeinated, my eyelashes are long beautiful and my hair is not greasy.
Middle of the week selfie just because I wanted too. Happy Wednesday y’all hope you all have the day you deserve.
Spring Healthcare Conference 2024
I’m just rolling down the street sipping my coffee with some half and half, laid back headed to work with my mind on my money and my money on my mind.
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The universe has three answers to everything you want: yes, not yet, and I have something better. Chin up.
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It’s like you are the novel I’m about to write.
But have you ever listen to a soundtrack on a cassette tape??
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Sunday Sermon 👏🏽
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In search of laughter and questionable decisions.
Vacations are nice but there’s nothing like coming home to your own bed.
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sometimes i read a tweet and think “my god that bitch is funny” and. then. i. hit. send.
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I hope a little unexpected happiness finds you today … and a whole lot of love
Using an existing selfie from your phone, let's see your Tortured Poet self💜
Using an existing selfie from your phone, let's see your Tortured Poet self💜 https://t.co/DOheoed99P
Level 6 of vacation mode was a success.
Just enjoying level 5 of vacation mode.
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3K Followers 823 Following *New account* Same mixed girl with mixed emotions. *Married* Kyle Schmitz is my husband 💜💍
James @jameswillout
2K Followers 981 Following Come and stand on the edge of my mind…but don’t fall inthink i’ll slip on down to the oasis:) @garthbrooks
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let’s go with the real mix this time @MorganWallen 😂
@jk_rowling Trying to force women to accept that men can be women too is the very definition of misogynistic
For those of you asking how many I have and what I got
im pretty sure the “handle with care”warning has always been imprinted on my soul
I sat in a gas station parking lot till 230 this morning finishing up my homework that was due before making a 2 hour drive back home. I wanted to cry last night, just give up and quit. However, everything changed when I took a few moments to bow my head and pray. I asked God…
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My birthday is Saturday and there’s still no baby Buffalo.
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My favourite time is coming up , being on the boat 🩵🩵🩵
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