Somethin' about Mary @titsonthebarbie
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What’s the app we post on when we want to say something too risqué even for Twitter?
Me in my 20's: "so nice to meet you" Me in my 40's: "move along, nothing to see here"
Tell them it’s a time share vagina. If they can’t deduce that you’re slutty, that’s on them.
If your main goal in life is to 'win' against another woman you've already lost. It's sad.
Go home, brain. You're horny
lol 16...512024...
I meant to type "close minded," but what resulted was "closet minded," and honestly there's no need to correct that.
She called me Lawrence of A-labia because I made her pussy dryer than the desert.
Happy Testicle Tuesday, you filthy animals ✌️ give the ole balls.a shave, and your wifey might Not behave 😉😈
I wear knee highs to work most days just in case the copier guy wants to make me famous.
In hindsight renaming this fucking app X fits because it fucking divorced itself from profits since the change
Some people are non confrontational and have the sweetest souls. If you take advantage of that, you deserve everything you get coming.
Your soul mate was that not so good-looking dude you rejected.
I can smell your hatred and I like it
one broken ear bud this is my life now
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful That would be an example of misplaced anger
Tell me somewhere there is an all you can eat buffet restaurant called Pound Town…
Love is knowing when it’s time to laugh.
skin on skin cuddling is always a mood
date someone that makes you roll your eyes and smile right after
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My wish is for someone to make you feel safe, unconditionally.
Happy Hump day🫂 Maybe today will not fuck us over.......nevermind it's in the name 🤦🤦
Im not trying to burn my tits while you feast on me this morning. - Pours coffee into sippy cup Carry on, Sir.
Just finished my seventh marathon in seven days. Oh wait, they're called Snickers now.
What’s the app we post on when we want to say something too risqué even for Twitter?
I like long nails but why are women making their nails into claws? Why don’t they just bite stuff like I do?
She's such a good sport, I think I'll call her Slugger
The only thing keeping me awake right now is my coworker snoring.
Me in my 20's: "so nice to meet you" Me in my 40's: "move along, nothing to see here"
Sorry but You look like the kind of person who jogs for fun and I just don't need that in my life
I'm like if Indiana Jones didn't have a fedora or a whip, but played a kazoo... I do hate snakes too, shut up it's totally the same
"You wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts" Therapist: "for the last time... you're not batman and you already ate all my cashews"
Made a grilled cheese n ham Sammie for lunch and it was heccing amazing.
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