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Cockmydoodledoo @Twinbeaks69

Give me the tacos, beer, weed and music then we'll talk about the logistics. Not a mother of dragons, just a bunch of rabid squirrels. A violet in a rose garden mobile.twitter.com/search/from:@T… At the henhouse on a beach Joined April 2023
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Wiffle Ball Helmet @wffleballhelmet

2 days ago

Sometimes the most important person to fool is yourself.

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Cup ☕f Joe. @I_Bl33d_Purple

2 days ago

That awkward moment when you're craving a snacky snack cause you feeling snackish, but you ain't got no snacks.

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2 days ago

Wanna lay in the grass and stare at the sky?

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Danimal @DanimalSurly

2 days ago

Before we get in a committed relationship, just know that the loose bag fries are always mine

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a week ago

It's Earth Day. Smoke the good weed.

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2 weeks ago

Bald eagle>Brazilian eagle, but not as wondrous as spread eagle.

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3 weeks ago

They might have bigger tits, but I have tortellini.

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3 weeks ago

Eclipse his eyes and cover him with your boobs.

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2 months ago

I don't wanna be the devil on your shoulder. I wanna be the angel on your crotch.

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Cockmydoodledoo @Twinbeaks69

4 months ago

Since I'm traveling for the week today, I needed a Christmas Eve dinner with minimal leftovers. A quick frozen lasagna, salad, cheesy garlic bread,cheesecake bites and a couple of drinks hit the spot last night.

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Cockmydoodledoo @Twinbeaks69

5 months ago

TCs? Oh, you mean Terrible Conundrums?

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5 months ago

If you're not giving them a work boner, are they even yours?

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Ⓜ️isterD @MisterD78UK

5 months ago

I don't care what you say... different shaped pasta tastes different

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Cockmydoodledoo @Twinbeaks69

5 months ago

My taco is always tingly for you.

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🇺🇸🤘😈ɢɨʍʍɛʝǟʍֆ 😈🤘🇺🇸 @80sjams

5 months ago

I’m totally gonna Wang Chung tonight!

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5 months ago

Some will never learn and sadly there’s nothing you can do about that

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5 months ago

Having been hurt by someone doesn't entitle you to hurt someone else.

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5 months ago

The slops on, Twitter. Come and get it. 🔔

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6 months ago

There's nothing more amazing than making someone smile.

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6 months ago

Do more things that make you forget about the time.

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