My Name Is Morg @OhknoNotmeagain
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My Name Is Morg retweeted
Twin Peaks isn’t odd or scary. Washington is just like that.
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It's nobody's birthday, the cake is my groceries
My Name Is Morg retweeted
i keep a bottle of ketchup in my ass for emergencies
My Name Is Morg retweeted
the cutest thing about me is that i'll piss literally anywhere
Not a chance, Idc if you court martial me
Not a chance, Idc if you court martial me
I've only ever seen gingerbread manifest itself as people or buildings
I sleep on top of my comforter like a corpse, I only change my sheets routinely cause I know that's what people do
Never found running through a sprinkler fun and at this point I doubt I ever will
I'd tweet more often but I usually have Bugles on my fingertips
Post a selfie from your gallery but turn it black & white 🖤🤍
Post a selfie from your gallery but turn it black & white 🖤🤍 https://t.co/gV0EzVZ1mZ
My Name Is Morg retweeted
Hold onto your potatoes🥔🍠!
You're not stuck with the bear, the bear is stuck with you
From what I've seen if you get stuck somewhere with a bear you're either gonna get killed or there's gonna be hijinks
Nowadays girls only like you if you're a bear
My Name Is Morg retweeted
I bet there were plenty of days that Ms. Frizzle’s class just wanted to go to the zoo.
You probably don't need more than one iced coffee on your vision board
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@OhknoNotmeagain Classy move
As an adult, I like to keep people guessing by being unexpectedly helpless in very common situations.
Everything has been downhill from here. Bang up fucking whatever.
Hello. I once again forgot to look at my gas gauge until I got to work. 🧍🏻♀️
Twin Peaks isn’t odd or scary. Washington is just like that.
Sending out invites for my funeral saying “I think you should grieve” There will be sloppy steaks at the wake and I will flop out of my coffin. Thank you. (Please exit thru the push door.)
@OhknoNotmeagain Do you want me to choose the Bear?!?!?! I’ll choose the Bear!!!!
it’s just me & this barrel of cheese balls against the world..
I hope the little invisible thread of fate that connects us is tied around my throat.
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