Panta Mexa @pantamexa
jokes and obervations Joined April 2019-
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It's good to know that you have an opinion on this. Please keep it to yourself.
It's really shocking that I don't get billion dollar business ideas every other day.
As responsible citizens we must debate whether carrots are racist.
Somebody said Penguins are tuxedo chicken and I couldn't agree more.
i’m not built to work, i’m built to dilly dally and shimmy sham.
Pineapple on pizza or pineapple in burger, I don't really care about.
My weak shoulder cannot carry any more responsibility.
Everyone has a favorite font, font size, and spacing when writing.
if there is a zombie apocalypse, i want to be the first one to die. the idea of running and hiding away from them and suffering is not just appealing.
I was cleaning one of my finger guns and accidentally blew a hole through my air guitar.
My husband sneezed in the middle of the night, hurt his back and gave himself a bloody nose. My man knows how to multitask.
Since Italy has the best news media outlets, I've decided to pursue my studies abroad and become a Buongiornolist!
"celebration of democracy" sounds like a threat to me to be honest.
I had no idea that Mahindra Scorpion got such a bold face-lift!
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𝐀 𝐌 𝐀 𝐍 �.. @littlegiinge
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Neener Neener Neener�.. @neenertothe3
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Forward March @RunOldMan
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Deb @BadMommy4U
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fightgeek @fightgeek
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🏴☠️ How YOU.. @jollyrobber
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HuMMingBird @Birdhumms
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happy 16 years to this absolute cultural reset of a movie
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this page uses like 10 different APIs, so uh let me know if something breaks also shout out to NASA for having so many cool APIs: api.nasa.gov
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@MTJBetts @hapyresearchers sounds just about right ~ nature.com/articles/s4153…
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