Tater 🍁🐾 @TrueTorontoGirl
Observer of people and other stupid things. twitter.com/search?q=from%… Joined December 2010-
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I'm in a mood that can only be described as nope.
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Marriage is basically yelling things at each other from different rooms.
Got out of bed, made my bed and then got back in my bed.
Pretty sure nothing will cheer me up today. *pulls up covers*
I get that healthy glow from sweating while putting on my shoes.
.@JohnJokewriter Happy Birthday to a wonderful person and a true friend. May your day be filled with laughter and happiness. 🎂❤️
To understand why things go wrong you must start by not being an idiot.
Tater 🍁🐾 retweeted
Moves my panties to the side so you can get a better view of my new drawer liner
A wedding is just a formal way of getting your family and friends to give you money and gifts.
The only reason I'd cry at a wedding is if the reception was a cash bar.
An ocean and a sunset are two of my favorite things.
Tater 🍁🐾 retweeted
I have fun on my own, thank you.
Still don't know what my superpower is but I'm sure it's stupid and will piss people off.
Cashier: Have a great weekend. Me: Yeah, we'll see.
I pretty much have the sex appeal of burnt garlic bread.
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I'm not addicted to my phone, I'm a palm reader
I’m tired of hearing men talk about how women are only in their “prime” during their 20s. Like, what? Excuse me, but I checked the math and that is blatantly false. Women are also prime at 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97.
I speak my mind cause it hurts when I bite my tongue
You misspelled dumb blonde, Simon.
@TrueTorontoGirl It's 5:15am.....ugh....whhyyy?? **pulls up covers**
@TrueTorontoGirl She doesn't sweat....she glistens!!
People and their bullshit is why I prefer my cats.
@TrueTorontoGirl Thank you so much, my friend! 🙏🏻😘
sometimes you just need a friend who will let us say the inside stuff out loud without judgement or advise so you can process how you’re feeling
Anyone who would say “I’ll do whatever the fuck I want” then turn around and criticise you for doing what fuck you want can fuck off with their entitled ass. What? They can be themselves and nobody else can. pfft grow up mf
@TrueTorontoGirl Understand the boop....🤪🤪🤪
I'm not posting thirst because I had a drink of water? 🙂
Moves my panties to the side so you can get a better view of my new drawer liner
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