Lovely Potatoes @robin_991
As seen on KTLA. I ran the NY marathon. Drowning in bubbles. Napping on treadmills twitter.com/search?q=from%… Trudeau’s Buckle Joined April 2009-
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It’s that time of year again where my kids love yelling BIG FAT ROBIN!!! In the backyard Sometimes I look around and see a red breasted bird of spring … sometimes I’m alone …
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My kids just went back to college after being home for spring break and I’m totally fine. As long as no one looks at me, speaks to me, or gets near me.
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accidentally bought the wrong scent of deodorant and I don't even know who I am
Normalize calling your kids assholes … because they’re assholes
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From a purely logistical point of view, I think an octopus and a t-rex would make really great friends
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If you’re reading this post, it’s because our servers are working
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Hear me out: a doorknob that gently tazes your child if they try to leave their room before 7am
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Roast beef is just regular beef that makes fun of you
it must be spring. Walmart smells like chocolate.
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Someone called Corn Pops cereal “Corn Poops” and I’ve never been able to eat them since
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Do you ever bend down to get something and wonder how you’re going to get back up? Yeah. Me neither.
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Some of you need to chill all the way oot because it’s a lot
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If your religion or politics tells you that you’re better than another group of people, news flash: you are in a cult.
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men get so mad when a woman chooses to be single. it is comical.
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What I lack in how much I say I totally make up for in making it awkward as fuck when I do
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14 just brought me homemade chocolate filled donuts holes he made. I raised him right.
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dating is 93% holding back your crazy, 18% fart suppression, and 12% math.
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*wrapping presents “Now where the fuck did that scissors go!”
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I know the whole reason you wear flannel is so I’ll rub all over you. (Keep that shit up.)
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My kids just went back to college after being home for spring break and I’m totally fine. As long as no one looks at me, speaks to me, or gets near me.
accidentally bought the wrong scent of deodorant and I don't even know who I am
From a purely logistical point of view, I think an octopus and a t-rex would make really great friends
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Hear me out: a doorknob that gently tazes your child if they try to leave their room before 7am
Roast beef is just regular beef that makes fun of you
Someone called Corn Pops cereal “Corn Poops” and I’ve never been able to eat them since
Do you ever bend down to get something and wonder how you’re going to get back up? Yeah. Me neither.
Some of you need to chill all the way oot because it’s a lot
If your religion or politics tells you that you’re better than another group of people, news flash: you are in a cult.
men get so mad when a woman chooses to be single. it is comical.
What I lack in how much I say I totally make up for in making it awkward as fuck when I do
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dating is 93% holding back your crazy, 18% fart suppression, and 12% math.
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♫ Let me pee, let me pee ♫ Let me pee, let me pee ♫ Please go get the leash, Mom ♫ Let me pee
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