Suds @stacywawa1
I work, play, mom. In it for the (in)sanity and laughs. https://t.co/lInVHpd2ni mobile.twitter.com/search?q=From%… Land of Grapes and Lakes Joined March 2011-
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The R in linkin park should be backwards like Toys "Я" Us.
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Now I’m not saying that I would willingly join a cult but I am pretty fucking nosy
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I'm thinking of putting my will to live in a bag of rice overnight.
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Calm down, we’re all on twitter. We’ve all wasted our lives. We’re all watching tentacle porn with a guy named Hunter in a Kia Sorento. Wait, what?
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My vision board I'd made for this year spontaneously caught fire last night.
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Lunch is just breakfast for people with poor time management.
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Sure I'll go, I haven't had a meltdown there yet.
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I suspect my cat may be hatching an evil plan but I can't be sure because it's changed the passcode for its laboratory.
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*reading the food nutritional label* oh i’ve made a huge mistake
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Your Motivational Tweets are deeper than an inner city pothole… and twice as useful.
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Woke up an unindicted co-conspirator again
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Being too poor to replace anything I break really helps me keep my rage in check
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Friend: How was your job interview? Me: I think I hugged him too long.
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Yeah, I threw your vegetables in the trash.
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I accidentally bought some non organic tea at Trader Joe’s and the baby in the Ramones onesie behind me spit on me
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I dunno if my neighbor likes karate or not but they’re about to watch a 45 minute beer fueled nunchuck routine
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