boo-boo-ɾɑҍҍíԵ @StrangerTings5
WARNING: I use armor piercing tweets. Just a small town rabbit, livin' in a sarcastic world. mobile.twitter.com/search?q=(from… Joined December 2018-
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I'll come but I plan on ruining things.
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Just know that if I give you a high five, the conversation is over.
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Yeah I'm positive, but it's a toxic positivity.
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I say 'no worries' a lot for someone who has at least one worry!
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An ejection seat for feelings
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Life isn’t fair. I never got my moment to dance on national TV like Tracy Turnblad.
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You don't really know me, if you haven't seen me before my first coffee
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I still have PTSD from the McPizza.
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A 72-hour hold sounds sexy as fuck
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Adulthood - a never-ending story of shit you have to do.
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You can stay over but I'm going to be frisking you for my clothes on your way out.
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Theorpist: How would you say you learn best.... Me: The hard way
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I keep people guessing by being unexpectedly helpless in very common situations
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I think that bitch molested my soul.
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If I use punctuation I’m not fucking around
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They say everything is a lesson and most of mine are "shouldn't have said that"
So I said "HOSTILE AND DEFENSIVE IS RELATIVE, ASSHAT" and that seemed to calm things down.
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Pretending to be so nice is exhausting.
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Welcome to your 40s, where the hair shows up uninvited and looks pissed to be here.
Turns out pampering yourself does not involve nappies.
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