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WARNING: I use armor piercing tweets. Just a small town rabbit, livin' in a sarcastic world. mobile.twitter.com/search?q=(from… Joined December 2018-
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I'll come but I plan on ruining things.
Just know that if I give you a high five, the conversation is over.
Yeah I'm positive, but it's a toxic positivity.
I say 'no worries' a lot for someone who has at least one worry!
An ejection seat for feelings
Life isn’t fair. I never got my moment to dance on national TV like Tracy Turnblad.
You don't really know me, if you haven't seen me before my first coffee
I still have PTSD from the McPizza.
A 72-hour hold sounds sexy as fuck
Adulthood - a never-ending story of shit you have to do.
You can stay over but I'm going to be frisking you for my clothes on your way out.
Theorpist: How would you say you learn best.... Me: The hard way
I keep people guessing by being unexpectedly helpless in very common situations
I think that bitch molested my soul.
If I use punctuation I’m not fucking around
They say everything is a lesson and most of mine are "shouldn't have said that"
So I said "HOSTILE AND DEFENSIVE IS RELATIVE, ASSHAT" and that seemed to calm things down.
Pretending to be so nice is exhausting.
Welcome to your 40s, where the hair shows up uninvited and looks pissed to be here.
Turns out pampering yourself does not involve nappies.

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Midge @mxmclain
33K Followers 2K Following Relentless architect of my own hell, curator of seasonal profanities, cultural symbol
.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin
56K Followers 3K Following • goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • threads • subscribe •
☕️Saint Vivica, P... @QueenVofCoffee
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Maddy 🌨️ @MadHatterMommy
26K Followers 4K Following give your smile and let that be enough https://t.co/IdtiajTUxF
name cannot be blank @toomanycommas3
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meghan @deloisivete
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Daveastated @Daveastated
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Larry’s Twin 99 @LarrysTwin99
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24K Followers 9K Following you've been smooching with everybody Blocked by https://t.co/SziO9kNFRO https://t.co/DaU98OFAMv
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Catlady 84 ! #clearth... @cardboarddreaml
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bryce swan @drdivinity
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MathWordy.com @vernallworks
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