Southern Musings @SouthernMuse1
Mother of cows. House of Moos. Professional asshole wrangler. Southern af. Joined November 2021-
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Embracing my “two weeks notice” energy today. I didn’t quit, I just want to.
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Broken people break people.
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Some people pack a bag to run away and some people just stay in the same place for too long.
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The sexiest thing a man can do is leave me the fuck alone.
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You can't make me happy, you aren't more closet space
The face blur filter: for when you can’t afford Botox and you are still trying to look as young as your young adult children.
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Don't defend anyone that wouldn't go up to bat for you too. Loyalty goes both ways.
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I'm the friend people call when they want to hear the reality and not what they want to hear. I will never sugar coat anything because I know that's what they need from me. Friendship isn't always pretty, but it should always be honest.
Call me when you finally stop whining to everyone on social media for attention and you decide to behave like an actual adult.
I want to constantly complain about how broke I am but somehow always have the money to travel.
I don’t drink, smoke, or do drugs. That’s it. That’s the tweet.
You can’t hurt my feelings. I was raised in the Bible Belt.
Some of you pansy ass titbags weren’t raised in the Bible Belt by Southern debutantes and it shows.
PSA of the Day: people are mean. Some just are. You can either grow up and realize it, or keep acting like a rattling toddler. Whichever. Good fucking talk.
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Anyone else getting bent over and dry fucked by work today?
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They gave up on you and walked away. That’s your closure, baby.
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Embracing my “two weeks notice” energy today. I didn’t quit, I just want to.
So this morning while getting coffee at Sheetz, I over heard two men behind me talking and one dude said "why does such a nice ass have to be on a big ugly blad woman." What a way to start a Monday 🙄
Some people pack a bag to run away and some people just stay in the same place for too long.
The sexiest thing a man can do is leave me the fuck alone.
You can't make me happy, you aren't more closet space
Found this, thought you might need it. ♥️
Working on a logo for our team which one is better?
Don't defend anyone that wouldn't go up to bat for you too. Loyalty goes both ways.
I'm the friend people call when they want to hear the reality and not what they want to hear. I will never sugar coat anything because I know that's what they need from me. Friendship isn't always pretty, but it should always be honest.
@SouthernMuse1 I don't think they cornbread quite done in the middle
I'm sorry.
I don’t drink, smoke, or do drugs. That’s it. That’s the tweet.
@SouthernMuse1 What about aunt Patti in the trailer park that threw hands like Tyson, does she count?
If this isn't your home network we can't be friends
Friends don’t let friends miss out on opportunities for personal development
Anyone else getting bent over and dry fucked by work today?
They gave up on you and walked away. That’s your closure, baby.
I know you’re a whore but I was talking about the other whore.
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