Ducky @mrdapperducky
Floating along in my own little pond. Joined March 2022-
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Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed Big like a pickle,
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Got some tough work news today. Feeling worn down and really in need of a win right now.
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Makes sense 😏😏
My heart craves the ocean—the sound, the salt, the endless horizon. There’s healing in waves I can’t find anywhere else.
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if you don’t mean the words you say, don’t say them.
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the current political climate feels kinda like mass psychosis
https://t.co/eOlRcPdoHE
If you’re the praying kind, I could really use one tonight. If you’re battling mental health, please get the help you deserve — you are worth every bit of effort and care. 💛
Took a 45 min walk, cooked and ate lunch, and even meditated. Trying to carve out moments of care for myself in the middle of the chaos.
I’ll be dragging today, but those middle-of-the-night texts are worth every lost minute of sleep.
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Not to sound too woke but shouldn’t the guy who called for the homeless to receive lethal injections have been fired or does that only apply to the left
Oh, I heard it all before So don't knock down my door I'm a loser and a user, so I don't need no accuser To try and slag me down because I know you're right
Is this what got him fired? It’s not that funny but it doesn’t seem that bad either.
Is this what got him fired? It’s not that funny but it doesn’t seem that bad either.
She said ‘well fuck a duck’… I said ‘okay’… now I’m in HR trying to explain myself
I went to a shrink, to analyze my dreams She said it's lack of sex that's bringing me down I went to a whore, he said my life's a bore So quit my whining 'cause it's bringing her down
Come see your duck
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