Ducky @mrdapperducky
Floating along in my own little pond. Joined March 2022-
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Never knew what cloud seeding was before. Sounds like it must work.
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jesus died so you could call yourself a baddie because you brag about taking backshots on the World Wide Web
A bot DMed me and informed me I’m the luckiest man alive. So I got that going for me.
One scroll down the tl is enough to remember why I don’t come here anymore
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Why don’t we all just mind our own business this year?
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Dear 2024
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It's costs $0.00 to chew with your mouth closed.
The food pics some people post on facebook make me thankful I didn’t get a dinner invite.
Successfully convinced my kids the 9pm drop was new years
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Who’s with me? #HappyNewYear
Mad Hatter Mommy!!! @MadHatterMommy
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𝐀 𝐌 𝐀 𝐍 �.. @littlegiinge
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lil lost 247 247 ⭐�.. @lillost247247g
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Adam @adamgreattweet
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tazz @noneofyours99
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𝐀 𝐌 𝐀 𝐍 �.. @littlegiinge
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✩ ㋡ׅ 𝕻𝐚�.. @PammySixxSUKA
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Em @EmAsInMoney
13K Followers 5K Following as much myself as one can be when they are a warrior and a shaman and don't want to hurt anyone's feelings
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I been ready to clock out of work before I even got here
trust yourself. make the hard choices. do what’s best for you. this is your story. tell it the way you want. everyone else will adjust. and everything will be ok.
Knight Time for the last time in the regular season ⚔️
ANOTHER WON 🙌 #VegasBorn | #TheGoldenAge
I’m blocking the words “cottage cheese” on every platform.
Guess your anaconda don’t want none. *Me over here with no butt.
I have had no less than five reminders that it's Tuesday so here. Now leave me alone.
Sometimes I wish I had a more physically demanding job because it would give me a good reason to be more active. But alas, these fantastic tits have a desk job.
Chicago style is best. Argue with a wall.
Sunday feels ☕️✍️. It’s a long one. It helps me so much to write and share these personal musings. It’s free therapy and I’m so grateful.
Since my kids are half Irish I gave them Baileys for breakfast and then packed a Guiness in their lunch because it’s important to know their culture.
5 yo niece just asked Google what time it was First off I feel old af and second wtf does she have a schedule conflict with her snack time and nap time ? Drink your apple juice brat 🤪
i love being single but some days i wish i had more support when everything is going wrong
That sweaty, strong, and energized feeling you get after a good workout is such a high. I will always chase it. I embrace my addiction.
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