Hickoryhaggis @Hickoryhaggis4
Granite City Scotland twitter.com/search/from:hi… Joined December 2022-
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I was taught not to lose sight of my goal, so I never take my eyes off my bed.
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Someone stole my identity. Stupid fucker.
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I thought of you, and then my eye started twitching.
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If you give me another chance, I just know I can make things worse.
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I can't decide if I'm addicted to the fall or the crash.
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They might just be posts to you but for me they form an air tight alibi
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Ah, man. Is this really the world we made, even with all the intelligence and compassion available to us?
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everyone is a revolutionary until a flying brick hits the head.
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No no babe, don't touch the parachute pants.
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there are bazillions ways and languages to express your love but the one you chose is always the wrong one.
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I can't sleep in these dreams.
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If avoiding people at the store was a professional sport, I could be a 1st round draft pick.
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Make sure you dance when your song comes on.
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The thing is, I’m so perfectly content alone.
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I saw who you really are, when I became invisible to you.
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The little girl inside me gave my power away out of fear of being abandoned The wise woman inside me took it back and walked beside her
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*Me dressing up* Me: Do these match? I don’t want to look stupid. Wife: Well, that ship has sailed.
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i wish more people knew the word for woman in scottish, alas.
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