Maybe Pile @MaybePileJokes
Just bad jokes https://t.co/rqa92Z2QgX @MaybePileComedy youtube.com/c/maybepilepro… New Zealand Joined February 2019-
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Me on grocery store intercom: I’d like to warn the other shoppers that there’s a hugger on aisle five
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A wasp’s nest is just a goth piñata
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Sometimes my brain takes things too far
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The only “hard to get” I’m going after is the M&M that slid into the crack by the seat cushion of my recliner
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If you actually sit down and read the grinch’s manifesto he makes a lot of good points
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Are they honking at me because I’m cute or because I can’t drive.
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Ya know, rock bottom isn’t so bad if you enjoy collecting the rocks
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Me after eating just the bacon out of a salad: three more salads please
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Hangs mistletoe above my camel toe
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spotify wrapped said i listened to pixie rock-ish emo pop and did they just put a bunch of words together bc tf even is that.
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“You win some. You lose some.” - Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row
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Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”
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I love jokes about eyeballs The cornea the better
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“If you drank more water you’d have more energy” Me: and exactly what am I supposed to do with it once I have it?
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At the grocery store but forgot my wife's list so I guess I'll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.
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i think about whether medusa’s leg hairs are little snakes more than i care to admit.
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I wish this were my first rodeo. To experience the magic of rodeo anew.
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I should have followed my dreams and become a comic book villain.
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There’s no such thing as Sasquatch Those are just men who live with shedding cats
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This meeting could have been a sword fight.
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