Tequila Girl 🍹🇪🇸🇪🇺🇸🇻 @my_silly_tweets
Cheese thief. Armed and dangerous hidin' from da cops yo Joined March 2013-
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In @Molossia, the currency is cookie dough.
A quick shout out to all the Zionists out there: Fuck Israel
@Glitter_Rock @TheTeriGamble @noneofyours99 @theglizzyqueen @SuperHyperSpaz @realjohnfrancis @MartinPilgrim1 @KelseyESimmons @my_silly_tweets @Wieneraaron @GigglesIsBack @cwwhoseline @heyjacqui_ Looks like some sort of FBI watch list! 😅 Seriously though, thanks for the mention!
@Glitter_Rock @TheTeriGamble @noneofyours99 @SuperHyperSpaz @realjohnfrancis @MartinPilgrim1 @KelseyESimmons @my_silly_tweets @Wieneraaron @GigglesIsBack @cwwhoseline @SmartassChef @heyjacqui_ Questioning your judgement but thanks 😘
#FF stands for "Fantastically Funny and awesome!" Follow these: @TheTeriGamble @noneofyours99 @theglizzyqueen @SuperHyperSpaz @realjohnfrancis @AtWhitsEnd32 @MartinPilgrim1 @KelseyESimmons @my_silly_tweets @Wieneraaron @GigglesIsBack @cwwhoseline @SmartassChef @heyjacqui_!
being completely weird and goofy together is my kind of love language
Fuck Israel.
Walking around in DC
"Makes Me Happy" by Undersea Poem
Walking on Sunshine
@my_silly_tweets This whole album is better than any antidepressant I’ve ever tried. And the list of drugs I’ve tried is endless.
@my_silly_tweets MR. BLUE SKY - Electric Light Orchestra (0:00 - 3:42)
@my_silly_tweets It's my favourite for sure - always puts a smile on my face
@my_silly_tweets Lovely Day - Bill Withers 🙂
Day 14,235 of not using trigonometry
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@AESElSalvador @FloLovesPigeons Solamente queremos saber la hora, no hay agua por que las cisternas no sirven, la comida se esta arruinando, no necesitamos brindar el número de NIC solamente queremos saber a que HORAS VAN A RESTABLECER EL SERVICIO.
@MedioAmbienteSV @lopezfernando Este ministerio @MedioAmbienteSV son buenos para nada, solo sirven para autorizar tala de árboles ineptos, los 15,000 árboles que van a talar en los chorros no dicen nada
Quién autorizó esos permisos, quién los instaló, Quién distribuye la energia eléctrica, quién tiene que dar mantenimiento a quién se le paga, Quién es el responsable? @SIGETSV para quién trabaja? @nayibbukele
✍️ Actualización de avances: A nuestros clientes #AESCLESA
Todos debemos colaborar! #ElSalvador #TraficoSV #ClimaSV #EvitemosLosIncendios #NoBotarBasura @MedioAmbienteSV @AgriculturaSV #Mundo
@NoticieroSLV @elsalvador Muy bonito y todo, pero hoy fui al centro histórico y los CAM me dijeron que era prohibido darle de comer a las palomas porque hay un decreto en la Alcaldía de erradicarlas del centro histórico, lamentable saber eso, las palomas son patrimonio y atracción turística
Hipócritas @GABEHASH matan palomas de hambre en la alcaldia de San Salvador, matan animales de los parques como culebras, ardillas, gavilanes, y pericos y ustedes que hacen con el @ibaelsalvador .... HIPÓCRITAS que más inhumano que @marioduran @alcaldia_ss ?
¡INHUMANO! Esta no es la forma correcta de tratar a un animalito, no puede ser posible. Equipo de @ibaelsalvador, hay que investigar este caso y poner a salvo la vida de este perrito. ¡No permitiremos más abusos hacia los animales!
Se quejan del calor, del tráfico, de la falta de agua, del precio de la canasta, pero ahí los ven teniendo hasta 5 hijos.
Se quejan y se quejan del calor, pero siguen teniendo hijos, talando árboles, construyendo a lo pendejo, etc. etc. etc.
Jimmy Kimmel Pranking Trumpers in South Carolina.
@NotiblogCA @milagro__navas @NotiblogCA no seas mentiroso maje, el tráfico es por el invento de la ciclovía.