Lil Miss Snarkey Pants @Ris622
It doesn't matter how much antibacterial soap you use - the shame doesn't scrub off. Lawyer by trade, Batman when summoned. favstar.fm/users/ris622 New York, NY Joined October 2010-
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They're not your type, they're your pattern. You're welcome.
How the fuck does big Ed buy dress shirts. When they ask to measure his neck for the collar what's his reaction ?
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Serious question..have you ever given a shit of what ppl think about you ?
Single people use half of their bed for remotes, phone, pillows, and snacks.
If you're single, just be patient. Your soulmate is almost done with those divorce papers.
About a year into dating my ex wife I heard her pronounce library like lie berry and I can't believe I fucking married her anyway.
Y’all ever met someone who can’t be anywhere on time? Like you can even call & remind them & even wake them up and they still end up late? No matter what they can’t be on time? Why are they like this ?
Will someone please let Andrew Tate out of the closet?
When you try to go to the club in your 40s 😂🤣💀
My friend just told me that Batman sounds very Jewy irl. Like his first name is Ira. Let that sink in. ( before you go off on a rant , we are both Jewish)
@kylegriffin1 Trump’s January: Going to get nuked in NY state court Nuked in NY federal court Nuked in the DC Circuit 2024 is going to be the year of Finding Out for this traitorous lowlife and he is scared to death.
FINALLY FOUND MISS MARY MAC
Only those old enough will know what YKMF PTD means…
Congrats, YouTube. the algorithm really nailed my 10 year-old with ads for boxed wine, divorce attorneys and the swiffer wet jet
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Oh look, it’s my coping mechanisms
As a former history teacher, the comment, "You weren't taught this in history class," has always annoyed me. You weren't taught about something specific in a 180 day survey course on 400 years of human history? Every single history class you took in K-12 was an inch deep and a…
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Oh look, it’s my coping mechanisms
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If pelicans ate people would we still enjoy them as much ?
Interesting Tweet… how bout you just pick a psychosis and stick with it.
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ngl the new Batman looks amazing.
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