JC Tarp @jctwritesstuff
Author. Screenwriter. Editor. Bandito. I drink a lot. https://t.co/I8icG668YO x.com/search?q=from%… Joined May 2015-
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No I’m not good at parking. I’m beautiful instead
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Bro you gotta try this high protein Caesar salad cold brew air fryer overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram
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As requested in my yearbook, I did, in fact, stay cool.
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My home security system is just a copy of my credit report taped to my front door.
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White Claw beer should come with a warning label saying “ may cause douchebags to breakout their guitar”
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hate when mfs make me be mean, i had a pocket full of sunshine til u did that
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Controlling my mouth is the easy part. It's the subtitles on my face that's the problem.
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you know i keep that thang on me (whimsy)
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girl so help me god if you don’t put your fucking records on
This makes me furious. 161 people are still missing in Kerr County alone. The Mexican Rescue Team arrived before Austin!
This makes me furious. 161 people are still missing in Kerr County alone. The Mexican Rescue Team arrived before Austin!
Johnson Creek still flooded. It had receded enough to get out late Saturday, but rain yesterday and last night increased it again. It runs into the Guadalupe in between the Old Ingram Loop and the high school. #kerrvilleflooding
We just had an alert for possible flooding at the north fork of the guadalupe
We just had an alert for possible flooding at the north fork of the guadalupe
And it's raining again.
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The Community Foundation of the Texas Hill Country has established the Kerr County Flood Relief Fund to support local response, relief, and recovery efforts following the devastating July 4th flood. You can access the Fund here: tinyurl.com/KerrFloodRelief
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You have broken all 5 core tenets of Aloha Mindset and are no longer allowed in my Tiki Bar
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this new batch of mosquitoes must've gotten veneers asumm🤣🤣
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Your secret is safe with me (I got bored mid-conversation, and stopped listening).
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Remember to check up on your Goths. If you're hot, they're hot. Bring them inside
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When people say 30yrs ago I think they are talking about the 1970s
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I long for the days when life was totally tubular.
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