Her Tall Boots @fuzzlime
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[taking Advil because i hurt my knee getting out of my car wrong] I wish I was a stuntman
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from now on when something makes me laugh I'm writing jajaja instead of hahaha
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Where do you see yourself 10,000 Tweets from now?
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I still didn't hear what you said, but I didn't want to say huh for the fourth time
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wondering if those "cool" guys in high school still walk like that
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What do you see in this picture? Yes, but WHOSE horse?
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I run in the door, crying. “They only wanted me for my tent and liberal arts education.”
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Do plants ever learn to take care of themselves, or are they like kids?
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last weekend i brought my grandma to a seance & we all ended up talking to the ghost of buddy ebsen for 17 hours
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The most feminine thought I’ve ever had is that I wish my thermostat had a half degree setting.
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They're not cannibals, they're just human meat attracted people. You see? It's fine, silly.
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I'm still handsome. I've just lost my attractiveness.
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If I reply it might be a hate crime.
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The whitest kids name? I’ll go first ‘Harper’
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Instead of bitching go outside and get some fresh air for fuck sake
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I have never met a ferret owner that isn't creepy as fuck.
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Staying single just so I don't have to compromise on my thermostat settings.
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Just stick the q-tip in your ear. God has abandoned us.
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I don’t do cliché places, people or things
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What ever happened to those Whoppers they made out of plants
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from now on when something makes me laugh I'm writing jajaja instead of hahaha
Where do you see yourself 10,000 Tweets from now?
They monitor and thus effectively control our energy allocation, our travel, our gun ownership, our voting, our communication, our healthcare, and virtually every aspect of our lives, save one. And once they institute digital currency through a central bank, it’s all over.
The founding fathers knew everything that would happen, warned us against it, and in 2 centuries we went and did it all.
I still didn't hear what you said, but I didn't want to say huh for the fourth time
wondering if those "cool" guys in high school still walk like that
What do you see in this picture? Yes, but WHOSE horse?
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I'm still handsome. I've just lost my attractiveness.
The whitest kids name? I’ll go first ‘Harper’
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Staying single just so I don't have to compromise on my thermostat settings.
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