Philosopher King, Oracle @signalborder
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me: our dog has a chip in her. sorry, our dog has some chips on her. i spilled chips on our dog. haha, actually, we don’t have a dog. i ate some chips, though. yesterday. no salsa. judge: juror number four, you can go home.
“107 Days of the Condor”
Committing ritualistic sudoku.
I begin each morning with a cup of coffee, a cigarette, and a stolen land acknowledgment.
* makes sweeping gesture from back deck All this, son, as far as the eye can see, is stolen land. (sips beer)
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I've been accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.
I am this close to weighing in on the issues. 🤏
I once claimed, 'I am God' during a deposition.
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The US gave this terrorist a visa to come to NY to speak at the UN. It’s despicable we allowed a terrorist who hates America to come into our country to spew more lies.
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noooo i still have a week of PTO
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playing rock, paper, scissors by mail (honor system)
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need to buy a post hole digger for a fence i’m building but keep getting sidetracked two words into the google search
Imagine being a condor and having just 3 days to get your shit together.
I am the fourth prettiest trans woman at this anti-ICE rally.
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My ongoing war with the HOA may be about to reach a new, critical phase.
My ongoing war with the HOA may be about to reach a new, critical phase.
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You’re not a real lover if you haven’t researched joining a cloistered religious order if he doesn’t love you back
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Another day, another *flatlines*
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I made a London Fog cake with an Earl Grey lavender soak and lavender vanilla bean cream cheese icing. I bet you'd love to see a tasteful, dramatically lit photo of that, wouldn't you? With a little sprig of baby's breath artistically placed on top. You're a very sick man
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