Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy
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Introverted but willing to discuss breakfast sandwiches
If you see this post a trio
I tell myself Iām carb loading for the imaginary marathon Iām signed up for.
I choose peace over people
Do you want this free t-shirt? "hell no" What if I shoot it at you from this gun? "OMG YES!"
Just donāt want to today
Obsession is just another word for commitment
Some of us are already protesting against The Fashion Institute every day, in our own special way.
Stop choosing the one's that don't choose you.
I could never live in the south because Iām far too lazy to shave my legs 365 days a year.
dating app: body type me: mike wazowski
The difference between acquaintances and friends is that I have aquaintances.
I was gonna tweet something nice, but I wouldnāt want to confuse you all into thinking Iām a nice person.
I wish the distance between us was larger.
Happiness can be purchased shredded, in bricks or whole wheels. Itās cheese.
I donāt think I make enough money for my day drinking to be considered classy.
Healing or overrated, this is my revenge era
Midge @mxmclain
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@kryzazzy I am a lover of crispy bacon, it's one of my favorite foods. But on a egg McMuffin, I prefer sausage š¤·āāļø
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Introverted but willing to discuss breakfast sandwiches
@kryzazzy Taylor ham, egg and cheese on a hard roll.
I tell myself Iām carb loading for the imaginary marathon Iām signed up for.
I choose peace over people
Do you want this free t-shirt? "hell no" What if I shoot it at you from this gun? "OMG YES!"
Obsession is just another word for commitment
Some of us are already protesting against The Fashion Institute every day, in our own special way.
I could never live in the south because Iām far too lazy to shave my legs 365 days a year.