Mal @TheRealPalMal
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I would be a super chill ghost. About to leave the house without your wallet? I got you
I hope a little unexpected happiness finds you today … and a whole lot of love
Me: I’m going to see the offspring tonight. Coworker: Rock concert? Me: Daughter’s dance recital.
Be the one in the friend group that says weird shit. You add the flavor
Stop trying to make me watch Suits. Please. I have a family.
buying yourself a treat should be considered a tax write off
I love being weaksided and bot still loses yay
After a bitter divorce, and her very public nervous breakdown at a London night club, Flüf returns with her most personal album yet. 𝘞𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘌𝘨𝘨𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 drops this Friday. The first single, the visceral “Pluck You,” is available on all major streaming services.
Me: I'll just put off this update that forces my phone to restart. Me, driving and using Google maps: Oh no.
I like weird and smart but sometimes the line between weird and smart group and the "I will fucking wear you like a Versace suit" group is too narrow for comfort
costco exec: we should raise the price of the hotdog costco ceo: don’t you ever fucking say that again
I often wonder how many of Shaggy’s friends and family were like “We don’t do that, no one does. Who is this ‘they’ he’s singing about?” when they heard the chorus to Boombastic for the first time.
Tried to say I was going to turn off my camera but instead it came out as I’m going to face-mute myself
The sexiest thing a man can do is shift perspective and see things from your POV
the good news: I’m down to one can of Diet Coke a day! the bad news: I drink 47 ounces of coffee each morning
I don't understand how couples can sleep on any bed smaller than a queen because WHERE DO THE DOGS SLEEP?
It's okay that you just spent $400 at Costco because now you won't need to go grocery shopping again for at least six months.
Midge @mxmclain
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344 Followers 675 Following 🦊 Holass soy un zorrito que le gusta hacer directos en twitch uwu キツネが大好き ~♡ 🎂 25/05@TheRealPalMal There are simply better options 🤷🏻♀️
mashed potatoes are a low tier potato side dish
I would be a super chill ghost. About to leave the house without your wallet? I got you
A full two weeks of being clean and sober. I couldn't have achieved this if it weren't for help from all of you.
Heya fellow Phantom Thieves! Sorry for the late post but it is quite late tonight and I have been busy almost all day so I am gonna be taking the night to recharge a bit and be back tomorrow with hopefully the finale of our Persona 5 Royal! Thank you all and have a wonderful…
I hope a little unexpected happiness finds you today … and a whole lot of love
Me: I’m going to see the offspring tonight. Coworker: Rock concert? Me: Daughter’s dance recital.
Be the one in the friend group that says weird shit. You add the flavor
Stop trying to make me watch Suits. Please. I have a family.
buying yourself a treat should be considered a tax write off
guys do i look like someone who should play adc? or do i look like someone who should play toplane……. let me know
I’ve never been to Disney. Is it really worth all the hype?
After a bitter divorce, and her very public nervous breakdown at a London night club, Flüf returns with her most personal album yet. 𝘞𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘌𝘨𝘨𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 drops this Friday. The first single, the visceral “Pluck You,” is available on all major streaming services.
I look really cute #FFXIVBenchmark
We had to run off at the end of stream due to IRL stuff BUT make sure to check out who we raided: @TheRealPalMal playing #GenshinImapact !! Twitch.tv/yourpalmal SEE YALL TOMORROW