Adam @adamgreattweet
Resident physician as seen on Buzzfeed and TV, RTd by Barack Obama. He/Him twitter.com/search/from:ad… Richmond, VA Joined September 2019-
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canceling plans on a saturday night? you mean self care??
*reading the food nutritional label* oh i’ve made a huge mistake
me: going to the bookstore just to look also me: not buying these books would be financially irresponsible
i don’t yell at the tv often but when i do it’s because i’m watching a cooking competition
duunnn dunnn... duuuunnnn duun...
At McDonalds looking at the menu through opera binoculars.
i think about how amelia bedelia would do bottomless mimosas more than i care to admit.
if kanye goes missing it was probably gotye.
If there are no rat marriages we have to assume they’re all rat bastards.
Autocorrect changed opinion to opossum and now it's backing into a corner and hissing and haven't seen something that accurate in a while.
My bestie said the more fucks you get the less fucks you give and that’s my new mantra.
I thought ‘you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me’ was a quote from Bane not a Taylor Swift song lmao
You know you're getting old when you find yourself genuinely thrilled about your favorite dish sponge coming in a few new colors.
God: no one will ever have to clean if we make space a vacuum Angel: lol what
The biggest lie 90s dudes told was that there was something in that wallet that made it worth chaining up
If you can’t handle me at my hitting curbs, you don’t deserve me at my hitting mailboxes.
“Why the hell are these guys so mad at my fetch toy?” -Dog at a tennis match
Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking
56K Followers 1K Following introvert. Husband. Dad of 3. bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83 My links! https://t.co/X1R5q5AVST seen in @Buzzfeed @Menshumor @HuffPostParents @cheezburLil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal
59K Followers 983 Following Wife of a guy. Mother to spawns. Sugar glider in my bra. Parenting cautionary tale. (she/her)Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix
43K Followers 6K Following Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/BuhDfbbFkq | Top Tweets: https://t.co/3B9KMSYvlvJessie @mommajessiec
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19K Followers 825 Following Singer-Songscreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure | Fourth ThingMidge @mxmclain
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57K Followers 2K Following no milk will EVER be our milk. can’t get enough of me? or just want to say hi? I answer my dms here: https://t.co/FOkADnw5vIReal Life Mommy @reallifemommy3
33K Followers 3K Following Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine 👀@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...That Mom Tho @mom_tho
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55K Followers 3K Following • goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • reba/dolly 2024 • subscribe •NicholasG @Dad_At_Law
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0 Followers 4 Following#bullsszn Mahmoud Bah.. @chikago12
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890 Followers 5K Following ComputerSc student, Fan of @Microsoft, @FCBayern & @esmuellert_ . Video Games all platforms🎮🕹️ CODM player .madelin3 @NightmareBendys
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734 Followers 4K Following Father, veteran, entrepreneur, sailor, beer guy, @uOttawa and #NorwichUniversity alum, @Westernulaw student. Opinions are my own and def #NotLegalAdviceDadman Walking @dadmann_walking
56K Followers 1K Following introvert. Husband. Dad of 3. bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83 My links! https://t.co/X1R5q5AVST seen in @Buzzfeed @Menshumor @HuffPostParents @cheezburLil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal
59K Followers 983 Following Wife of a guy. Mother to spawns. Sugar glider in my bra. Parenting cautionary tale. (she/her)Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix
43K Followers 6K Following Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/BuhDfbbFkq | Top Tweets: https://t.co/3B9KMSYvlvJessie @mommajessiec
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19K Followers 825 Following Singer-Songscreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure | Fourth ThingMidge @mxmclain
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57K Followers 2K Following no milk will EVER be our milk. can’t get enough of me? or just want to say hi? I answer my dms here: https://t.co/FOkADnw5vIReal Life Mommy @reallifemommy3
33K Followers 3K Following Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine 👀@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...That Mom Tho @mom_tho
47K Followers 3K Following contributor @scarymommy @romper [email protected] Tweets: https://t.co/5zWeBtUUx6.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin
55K Followers 3K Following • goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • reba/dolly 2024 • subscribe •NicholasG @Dad_At_Law
23K Followers 4K Following Father of girls, Husband of wife, Coach of kids. Protagonist for the People in court, yet to win an argument at home. *ᵗʷᵉᵉᵗˢ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ ᵒᵖⁱⁿⁱᵒⁿˢ*mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo
27K Followers 3K Following https://t.co/lKTwNPcAGY @momsoverhere on IG. Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Featured in @HuffPost, @Buzzfeed, @Today_Parents and more.Village Person @SvnSxty
31K Followers 4K Following If you support ethnic cleansing, kindly fuck off 😊 Find me and follow me @SvnSxty on all platforms. my tweets ⤵️your other mom @difficultpatty
37K Followers 965 Following Bad at hydrangeas. Ibuprofen enthusiast. We write jokes here. https://t.co/sVPCoTC4PwSneezingWithWetMascar.. @WetMascara
20K Followers 2K Following Yes, THAT Thanksgiving tweet. My Faves: https://t.co/90HdOEinlH Recent Tweets in Link Below.Crockett Houghton @CrockettForReal
29K Followers 923 Following Your Princess is in another castle. ⤵️fredesque @FredTaming
27K Followers 890 Following black & trans lives matter | stop asian hate | 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ friendly | he/him | fka taming fr*d s*vage |nice things I say to .. @meantomyself
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2K Followers 276 Following This is a thirst trap account now. Topics likely include: Fitness/Gay/Weird/Funny/Pharmacy/Medicine/MusicKyle Legg @kleggy
776 Followers 1K Following Pumkin from Flavor of Love’s teacher’s pet. Social at @Salesforce. Opinions are my own.Neener Neener Neener�.. @neenertothe3
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5K Followers 3K Following 🏳️🌈 Chief Meteorologist, WCBI-TV. Instructor at Mississippi State.🍷Enthusiast. 🧡 Orange Theory Stan. Live Life All Out. Roll Tide.Mediocre Mom @MediocreMamaa
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1K Followers 633 Following Peers detect there's something unnameably off about him More overwhelmed by all this than he appears Avi splash by @RiotGrlErin also @bautanist.bsky.socialJodingersCat-astrophe @JMoneySlimer
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1K Followers 5K Following Special ability: Instantly forgetting whatever you just told me ~~ 26 and Clueless ✨🏳️🌈🇵🇹🇦🇴 (He/Him)preston @prestonnleee
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27K Followers 6K Following Medical resident. Thoughts on medicine, healthcare, society. And memes. He/himNick hahaha @NickAltishin
2K Followers 500 Following laugh at my jokes and tell me I’m hot 🥺🏳️🌈 he/him bottom, IG is @nickaltishin for stand-up infoJason Hadley @Jhadley_2015
786 Followers 2K Following UMU '19 Pediatric RN. Share happiness, show kindness. 💛He/HimNot-so-slick Rick @realisticrick85
1K Followers 1K Following Freckles Appreciation Account. Made of star stuff and sarcasm. I don't think like a normal person. Incorrigible. Pretty in the pants.Dylan Lyons @dylanlyons91
2K Followers 5K Following (he/him) Politics, NYC, 📺,📚,🏳️🌈 | HBO Sundays 9pm stan | Founder, @lavrhinobooks | Member, @nywfp @jfrejnyc @fourfreedomsnyc | Views = my own구미호 @BougieRice
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649 Followers 616 Following decidedly NOT better than Ezra. or kale chips, for that matter. https://t.co/H0TXd97wwQ) !Mark @holm97a
39K Followers 19K Following 27 🏳️🌈 He/Him | Insta & TikTok: @holm97a | Snapchat: @mholland1997 | Switch: SW-5568-1972-2201🍨Katie🍨 @_TheMilkWitch_
2K Followers 1K Following Powered by cookies and ice cream. A magical variety of flavors. Many puns. Dairy free welcome. she/her ✨🪄 Header by @SQuiskey Avi by @actuallyafairyLee Travis @LeeTravis_
3K Followers 2K Following Senior Social Media Manager for @Nerdist I He/Him I Views are my ownMark Byrne @markyb_88
15K Followers 2K Following Whatever I choose is cool because I am cool! 📍LDN 👬@iamdavidlazenbySmartassChef @SmartassChef
16K Followers 6K Following Beverage enthusiast, raconteur, chef. Culinarily promiscuous. Come for the food. Stay for the snark and smartassery.“Thanks, man. Where was I? Oh yeah, so it was December, and I just wanted to get out of the cold. I knocked on some random guy's door. I’m tellin’ ya, dude was out of his friggin' mind! He kept asking me a bunch of super weird questions and whining about some chick named Lenore."
(Satan addressing new arrival) So you invented product stickers that can't be removed?? Well done my boy, well done! Also, I have the perfect ironic punishment for you
employer: what are your weaknesses me: crab rangoon
guy i never had a chance with found a bf
i think about how amelia bedelia would do bottomless mimosas more than i care to admit.
At McDonalds looking at the menu through opera binoculars.
a dangly cross earring on a man is a red flag
duunnn dunnn... duuuunnnn duun...
I save time by attaching myself to an IV bag filled with coffee.
Them: Mullets are ridiculous. Rapunzel: Ahem.
The pipeline from running the 100 yard dash in school to running up $100 doordash bills
Cat Rap If you got a problem cats can't solve it Check out your sheets while I loudly vomit Is it mousie? Let me mouthy I put my fang down, bite it and re-serve it Don't pet me cause I'll jump off this ledge I'm trying not to bite your head
At this point, my fashion ‘style’ is somewhere between Billie Eilish and Adam Sandler