Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix
Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/BuhDfbbFkq | Top Tweets: https://t.co/3B9KMSYvlv linktr.ee/RodLacroix New Hampshire, USA Joined March 2008-
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One of my favorite memories of our vacation was walking past the sexy and seductive windows of the Red Light District of Amsterdam, full of debauchery and lust, as I carried two bright red bags that said TONY CHOCOLONELY.
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I've just ordered a new dustpan and brush from Amazon and I'm so excited, I might just pee myself. ~ life in your 50s
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I started to say to my kids, "Hey guys, I want—" and my 9yo interrupted me with "US TO SUMMON A 𝘿𝙀𝙈𝙊𝙉?????" Why was she so ready with that?😳
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I don’t know what upset my manager more - that I brought an Ouija board to the staff meeting, or that I asked her to dim the lights.
They say that Paris is the most romantic city in the world but after we saw a live sex show in Amsterdam I may have to differ.
Sometimes life sends you terrifying reminders that there are a great deal of people in this world who are simply utter garbage.
Every day I’m thankful that my wife has terrible taste in men.
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Forgot my glasses so I'm pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best
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My girls were being complete wild raccoons and some dude said enjoy every moment it goes by fast so I told them to attack.
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If you want the missing sock in a pair to reappear, all you have to do is throw out the other sock. The missing one will show up soon after.
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@RodLacroix I’m so sorry Rodney. What a lovely smile she has.
@RodLacroix Ok well if needed just message me. I’m so sorry. Your mom seems like a great lady.
@RodLacroix And actually, one of my besties is an attorney in Mass. So if advice needed I can refer you. He’s brilliant and a good guy.
@RodLacroix Those chocolate bars are ridiculously good.
@RodLacroix I am so sorry. This is just terrible
@RodLacroix Went by them and could not look because my wife was looking at me. 😂😂
@RodLacroix If you need a referral to legal help in NH I would be happy to try to help you find someone. LMK. I’m so sorry this happened.
@RodLacroix I’m so sorry to read this .the fraudsters can be so clever and believable . I hope they get their comeuppance .
@RodLacroix You were having fun. I mean I enjoyed your vacation. Exactly how it went with my mom. Don’t bother me. AND THEY KNOW WHAT WE DO! I’m so so sorry.
@RodLacroix I wish we had a “Dislike” button for scenarios like this. My heart goes out to a lady who has faced unimaginable losses through no fault of her own. I truly hope things improve in a huge way for all concerned.
Did you know you can just put cream cheese on toast if you run out of bagels, there is literally no one checking this
I've just ordered a new dustpan and brush from Amazon and I'm so excited, I might just pee myself. ~ life in your 50s
I started to say to my kids, "Hey guys, I want—" and my 9yo interrupted me with "US TO SUMMON A 𝘿𝙀𝙈𝙊𝙉?????" Why was she so ready with that?😳
I don’t know what upset my manager more - that I brought an Ouija board to the staff meeting, or that I asked her to dim the lights.
@RodLacroix This absolutely breaks my heart. And makes me furious.
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