Jack Boot @IamJackBoot
The New Yorker, Vanity Fair, The Atlantic, Harper's, Rolling Stone. I've read some of these magazines. twitter.com/search/from:Ia… Fly over country Joined July 2014-
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Lonely little Petunia in an onion patch seeks meaningful relationship with like-minded teapot. No shorties/stouts.
I’m just the dry cleaner of Seville. Don’t like to make a big fuss.
Are you a responsible adult?
It used to be cool to see fighters from different disciplines compete in mixed martial arts, but then the guys with swords started winning everything and they had to change the rules.
Don't eat Domino's after 40. You'll die.
Remember in 1976 when they decided to make King Kong a sex pest? So that happened children.
Sometimes when my boyfriend and I aren't speaking, we have the dog deliver notes to each other I just got a message from the dog asking where the good mustard is
I can't do my job without immunity, either.
You had me at tater tot castle with cheese moat.
Play and Record, the simultaneous double secretaries of Euterpe, Greek muse for the worthy of being taped. We human office a pair of fate spun fingers always in balance with pressure so play does not get hit first revealing the drunken Apollo bootleg we're taping over, so be it.
Could he be a worse businessman? People concerned about climate change are probably 70% of the EV market.
Could he be a worse businessman? People concerned about climate change are probably 70% of the EV market.
Men are afraid to ask me out because I am a strong successful woman who knows what she wants and is violent and very unattractive.
I miss all the story songs of the 70s. The payoff reveal at the end of Little Feat's Dixie Chicken is so beautiful and funny.
me, being swallowed whole by a komodo dragon: haha, okay we get it, you don’t like to chew
Give a man a casserole, he casseroles for a day. Teach a man to casserole and he can casserole himself into a catatonic state.
Me? I’m a bowling ball bouncing around the teeth of an industrial shredder, perhaps just hard enough to indefinitely postpone the inevitable, what about you, where do you see yourself in five years? (eyebrows up)
I've got two tickets to Paradise, an Uber to Shangri-la, a bus pass to Elysium, backstage passes to Eden, and I know a guy who can get me in at Valhalla.
General Electric engineers: Golly. Why didn't we think of that? youtube.com/shorts/Oyc9c1q…
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Lonely little Petunia in an onion patch seeks meaningful relationship with like-minded teapot. No shorties/stouts.
@IamJackBoot How interesting… I last saw this same image when I was 3 or 4 years old. It stuck with me because I thought the finger was Kong’s junk. Now I realise it was his finger all along.
@IamJackBoot Now that you mention it, it’s pretty messed up.
@IamJackBoot This is one movie which I think we can confidently say will never be remade, at least not in any recognisable form.
@signalborder @IamJackBoot As long as Kong keeps one foot on the floor they should be ok
@IamJackBoot In the original 1933 film, Kong carefully disrobes Fay Wray, gently removing bits of her dress. This was before the Hayes Code began to be enforced in 1934.
@IamJackBoot @JoshMankiewicz Shows zero grace. Wallows in pettiness. Not at all clever. Foolishly crude.
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I’m just the dry cleaner of Seville. Don’t like to make a big fuss.
@IamJackBoot The finger is a visual euphemism for his
@IamJackBoot If you've never seen it, that trailer doesn't give you even a HINT of how unhinged and pornographic it is. A wonderful film though, in its way.
@IamJackBoot You can’t blame Kong for a little monkey business.
@IamJackBoot I was 6 and I remember it like it was yesterday
@IamJackBoot He climbed the World Trade Center I think
Are you a responsible adult?
It used to be cool to see fighters from different disciplines compete in mixed martial arts, but then the guys with swords started winning everything and they had to change the rules.
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