Ladybird @InKairos
Epidemiologist/Disease Detective. Here for funny, weird, kind, pretty, nerdy, &/or awkwardly sexy things. And dogs. Always dogs. twitter.com/search?q=from:… Florida, USA Joined November 2018-
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you deserve someone who proudly tells everyone they know about you and how wonderful you are, who saves every pic you send even if it's just a sunset or a meme, who stays up late just to talk to you, who makes you feel beautiful and special. you deserve that special kind of love.
QT and tell me any 5 favorite things 1. The sound of squeaky sand beneath my toes 2. My dog joyously barking outside the window 3. Laughing & sweating together over spicy food 4. Touching, just touching 5. Family time, of course
QT and tell me any 5 favorite things 1. The sound of squeaky sand beneath my toes 2. My dog joyously barking outside the window 3. Laughing & sweating together over spicy food 4. Touching, just touching 5. Family time, of course
It’s me, bitch
If the lead singer of the rock band you loved in high school doesn't now look like a cool aunt, they probably weren't that good.
My whole life is just training to become the sassiest old lady you have ever met.
Today’s laser project. Engraved stainless steel ice cubes…. You know you want a set. Don’t lie.
I like making myself mini food.
@InKairos Yeah
What’s the app we post on when we want to say something too risqué even for Twitter?
I’m officially at war with the precision pooping bird. It just pooped INSIDE my car one hour after I washed its poop off all 4 of my exterior door handles
it’s ok if you scare them a little bit, gotta keep them on their toes.
Wanna come over for a week and forget the world sucks?
It feels like mean girls club to be ousting this woman as a group except she’s objectively terrible at any job we’ve given her & we have the data to back it up
You know what’s sexy— doing what you say you’ll do.
If I could rule the world, I would open an auto mechanic shop for women by women. Where we aren't sexist, never lie, nor demean our customers. They can get their nails done + have drinks while getting service + we all live happily ever after. The End.
When someone says "you're such a dork" it's like I'm getting a pat on the back knowing they 'get' me
if you needed me at 2am, I'll answer your call. even if we haven't spoken in a long time, even if we're not friends anymore, I'm still there for you.
caring about and caring for are two totally different things
AstroGirl 🌜💨✨ @RachieRach429
159K Followers 5K Following the names Rachel. queen of making shit awkward. stoner. space nerd. autism mom. reality show fan. •big brother •survivor • DOGS 😍 420 💚@here4thescenery🌎
Kryssi 🇨🇦 @chase_the_high
184K Followers 4K Following • compassion and confidence • adventure awaits • most wholesome, too sexy • randomest • asking questions • the past will save us now • psyop
🖤✨K✨🖤 @gymlifeanimal
167K Followers 836 Following NY in my soul, FL in my veins “backup account” @crossed_kris. If you can’t be kind, I’ll just block you. 🫶🏻✌🏻
Jetta like the car�.. @JetBomb25
122K Followers 3K Following moody af ⚡️🏳️🌈💅🎶❤️🔥🧀🌈 NO DMS https://t.co/JdUwFtwgVR
geeky_goddess @creja34
55K Followers 10K Following I ❤️ ASL, kindness, love 🤟🏻, 🎶, 😺🐱, ☕, 🌮, 🍉, 🍰 #MentalHealth #Fibromyalgia #GAD #SSGG #Pluviophile 🌧️ #WomenLove💃🏻 #SelfLove 👩🏻
jenntrify @_jennatural
92K Followers 5K Following can someone tell Elon to chill 🌻 Cap ♑️🌻 IG: jen_natural 🌻Venmo: Jenna-G-11🌻Cashapp: https://t.co/R8d6waSX5z 🌻 : https://t.co/no0sIw9ICL
Princess Consuela Ban.. @iluvtacos0822
96K Followers 2K Following I’m a wife/mom and my love language is Weiner dogs, coffee, food, video games and sports. Green eyes that will haunt you. https://t.co/WqHdn2i3z5
𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔯𝔞 .. @pinkmagiclala
91K Followers 11K Following @jakethegr86 is the love of my life ❤️🔥 mother of cats♡ ily Layla🐾 80s hair bands, sports, spicy food, animals, and ASMR are my true loves ~ destiny is all
🌷 𝕥𝕚𝕥𝕤.. @good_vibes_girl
66K Followers 4K Following 🐈 spread sheet queen 📈 🚫raw dogging (oreos) 🦖reptar for life🫶🏻 “the dick a girl could get over”
Tipsy Angel Smoo🤍�.. @blonde_opinion
124K Followers 6K Following a kind person who occasionally likes pineapple on her pizza
Cynfully Sweet @CynfullySweetXO
47K Followers 5K Following whiskey girl, tech professional, adventure seeker, AI impersonator. if you don't have something nice to say, fuck off. if you think you like me, you shouldn't.
amylou @drinkerbelle4
44K Followers 6K Following 🍸🧚🏻♂️ NSFW 😈 hi. I’m a brat. No OF. your wife can DM.🎀🌈🦄https://t.co/D9v4j99M98
Chelle~ @BombChelleMama_
153K Followers 5K Following Little cheeseburger aficionado. Disclaimer: I am not responsible for how you interpret my tweets.
💋𝓣𝓸𝓸 𝓶.. @cbink_liltx
56K Followers 6K Following If I were you, I would totally adore me. Heart Taken ⛓💓⛓ 🚫 NO DM'S. Links https://t.co/tBBEUXwz7E
S̲uper H̲uman A̲ut.. @_indica_sky
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Veruca's Alt @AltVeruca
42K Followers 6K Following Bad Egg/ Don't care how, I want it now. venmo: @ veruca-salt-1 cashapp: $altveruca ***tip before you dm
✨⚡️Nurse K ⚡�.. @Nurse_K_
93K Followers 3K Following I run on caffeine, whiskey, sarcasm & a lil bit of football!! This is me & all my randomness, If you don’t like it fuck off!!🖕 @shaggy_og_ makes this ♥️ happy!
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Harry Riches @HarryRiches4
1 Followers 5 Following
Ballerchic @ballerchic83
164 Followers 862 Following Married! on here for fun, laughs, and that’s it. love a good gif and meme. No DMs 🚫
onelife @happy_unbound
4 Followers 342 Following The more joy you give to others the more you have !! True frienships bring lots of joy !! 💃✨💫✨🕺 rebuilding my new account
Puck McKiltum🇨🇦 @Cdn_Puck
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Mohammed aleraqi @HsnLy45609
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FreeMyself2023 @FreeMyself2023
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Kheerthar 𝕏 @HussainManak
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Rich @Rich77774912258
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Alice @Alice__165
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Smitty @MarkSmitty74
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Keegan @keegan879971
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Michael @Michael07196772
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popmarina @popmarina174916
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Mr. Giggles @MrGiggles4Fun
155 Followers 1K Following A guy exploring the spicy side. The most important erogenous zone is the mind. Wanna-be #erotica writer. 50s | NSFW | 18+ Only
jerry @jerrywilson0909
1K Followers 2K Following Truck driver,us army 83-88,12c combat engineer stl blues stl cardinal fan,if u follow libtards don't follow me, bike is a 2018fxlr #istandwithamerica 🇺🇸
Charmarthe @Charmartte
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Jon...🇺🇸 @YeahYeahJon
3K Followers 5K Following GOD Family Country Israel🇮🇱 USArmy Vet🇺🇸 For the Lord watches over the path of the godly, but the path of the wicked leads to destruction Psalm 1:6 Married
Phillip Rangel @PhillipRan19054
148 Followers 512 Following Father, widower, lover of Jesus, 2nd tour on X “T__ter” 2nd Amendment, Texas hill country deplorable, MAGA Patriot, WAG1WGA
HunterCranf1eld @OriginalBlindH
49 Followers 209 Following I’m old, not stupid! Don’t ask me for money! I can dish it out and I can take it. I just like to have fun.
AstroGirl 🌜💨✨ @RachieRach429
159K Followers 5K Following the names Rachel. queen of making shit awkward. stoner. space nerd. autism mom. reality show fan. •big brother •survivor • DOGS 😍 420 💚@here4thescenery🌎
Kryssi 🇨🇦 @chase_the_high
184K Followers 4K Following • compassion and confidence • adventure awaits • most wholesome, too sexy • randomest • asking questions • the past will save us now • psyop
🖤✨K✨🖤 @gymlifeanimal
167K Followers 836 Following NY in my soul, FL in my veins “backup account” @crossed_kris. If you can’t be kind, I’ll just block you. 🫶🏻✌🏻
Jetta like the car�.. @JetBomb25
122K Followers 3K Following moody af ⚡️🏳️🌈💅🎶❤️🔥🧀🌈 NO DMS https://t.co/JdUwFtwgVR
jenntrify @_jennatural
92K Followers 5K Following can someone tell Elon to chill 🌻 Cap ♑️🌻 IG: jen_natural 🌻Venmo: Jenna-G-11🌻Cashapp: https://t.co/R8d6waSX5z 🌻 : https://t.co/no0sIw9ICL
Princess Consuela Ban.. @iluvtacos0822
96K Followers 2K Following I’m a wife/mom and my love language is Weiner dogs, coffee, food, video games and sports. Green eyes that will haunt you. https://t.co/WqHdn2i3z5
𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔯𝔞 .. @pinkmagiclala
91K Followers 11K Following @jakethegr86 is the love of my life ❤️🔥 mother of cats♡ ily Layla🐾 80s hair bands, sports, spicy food, animals, and ASMR are my true loves ~ destiny is all
🌷 𝕥𝕚𝕥𝕤.. @good_vibes_girl
66K Followers 4K Following 🐈 spread sheet queen 📈 🚫raw dogging (oreos) 🦖reptar for life🫶🏻 “the dick a girl could get over”
Tipsy Angel Smoo🤍�.. @blonde_opinion
124K Followers 6K Following a kind person who occasionally likes pineapple on her pizza
Cynfully Sweet @CynfullySweetXO
47K Followers 5K Following whiskey girl, tech professional, adventure seeker, AI impersonator. if you don't have something nice to say, fuck off. if you think you like me, you shouldn't.
amylou @drinkerbelle4
44K Followers 6K Following 🍸🧚🏻♂️ NSFW 😈 hi. I’m a brat. No OF. your wife can DM.🎀🌈🦄https://t.co/D9v4j99M98
Chelle~ @BombChelleMama_
153K Followers 5K Following Little cheeseburger aficionado. Disclaimer: I am not responsible for how you interpret my tweets.
S̲uper H̲uman A̲ut.. @_indica_sky
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Veruca's Alt @AltVeruca
42K Followers 6K Following Bad Egg/ Don't care how, I want it now. venmo: @ veruca-salt-1 cashapp: $altveruca ***tip before you dm
✨⚡️Nurse K ⚡�.. @Nurse_K_
93K Followers 3K Following I run on caffeine, whiskey, sarcasm & a lil bit of football!! This is me & all my randomness, If you don’t like it fuck off!!🖕 @shaggy_og_ makes this ♥️ happy!
vision bored @visionbored2
43K Followers 989 Following
💗 Mashed Potato Dr.. @sheseemslegit
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♠️𝕄𝕣 𝔸�.. @Mr_Ace_69
41K Followers 6K Following Erotic Pics & GIFs, all found on the net so if you are owner of any post I did just DM me and will be deleted. #NSFW I tweet too much ⚠ Back-up @Mr_Ace_2
Lori @Cornjerker78
8K Followers 3K Following Rubbing hands together gleefully: let’s get this party started
Shannon @gardengirl125
19K Followers 14K Following "If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun” - Katharine Hepburn - Liberal AF & occasionally naughty 😏
Stephen Oddo @stephenoddo1
56 Followers 58 Following HR guru, Rhode Islander, Brown University, lover of all Boston sports
Have Van, will travel.. @1crazyvanlife
2K Followers 4K Following 🧡🧡Twitter is cheaper than therapy 🤷♂️ I identify as weird 😜 Philly kid in found his way back home 👍🏼 🇺🇦 Go Birds 🦅
Drin @BirdladyDrin
221 Followers 6 Following 🐦Professional Bird Researcher🐦 📭 PO Box 4800 Ithaca, NY 14852 📭 TikTok/Instagram/Venmo: BirdladyDrin
Emma Scott @EmmaScott
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Pull My Pinkie @ItsACornNut
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The Real Kim Shady @boobalander
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Poindexter @JustAHooligan
103 Followers 110 Following Long live the wildcards, misfits, and dabblers. Shenanigans, debauchery, and bad jokes
Mama Scar @___nwahs___
5K Followers 3K Following be better humans. married. be kind. horror movies. sunrises. sunsets. photography. no dms. msu. red wings. spartan strong.
𝓈𝒽𝒶𝓃𝒶 @butterflysong_9
3K Followers 3K Following wild things & music & marigolds & a girl in love with the moon ~ @shanaonthepiano is me
vintagefantasy @vintagefantasy_
108K Followers 63 Following visual magazine • a mix of original & curated artwork✨ shop prints, tees & more ⤵︎
LorazeKim ™ 🏴.. @_KimberleyAnna
1K Followers 918 Following Villainous, cantankerous. They call me NightHawk. I’m everywhere. I’m nowhere. If I don’t text back it’s ‘cause I’m helping Batman, baby #FuckCancer
Grumpy Sociologist @OhHowByronic
9K Followers 7K Following Look, none of this was my idea, but here we are. ░N░O░O░D░L░E░S░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░ 🍜
Laughing A @AM77923029
2K Followers 1K Following jackass, food, fitness, and fun: which includes beer, bbq, comedy, and sports
Mommy Needs A Life @mom_needsalife
11K Followers 463 Following Mom of 3. Finder of things. Drinker of gin. https://t.co/XEuy6bHaVy
Stone Cold Jane Auste.. @AbbyHiggs
12K Followers 4K Following Feral essayist. Genderclear. They/Thembo. Professor: @MorganStateU Words: @MarieClaire_sa @Guardian @The_Rumpus @VICE🖖
Classydirtysouthern�.. @Classysouth10
2K Followers 377 Following It’s only me who wants to wrap around your dreams...some pics are mine, most are found online.....🖤🎶🍷☕️💋
Drew (some assembly r.. @dmc1138
7K Followers 2K Following if it wasn't for this nonsense, I'd have no sense at all.
Mr.Carter @dexteristwisted
3K Followers 1K Following Stand up for what you believe in. Trump Troller ... Always positive.... Huge everthing L.A. sports nerd... extremely dirty minded, but always respectful
Hollie Harris @allholls
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insane poses @insaneposes
232K Followers 122 Following I post insane funny poses | dm for submission || Road to 300k
🍬🍭Sweets🍬�.. @Sweets_tweets__
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Charo Cuchi Cuchi @CharoCuchiCuchi
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Tiffany Ray @deadlynitshade
17K Followers 3K Following These bodies are ok, but they're like apartments that we're just renting.
Ben Boven @benboven1
3K Followers 2K Following I write romantic comedies and apocalypse stories featuring the tiny house lifestyle. If that sounds cool, you're weird and I want to meet you.
Steve Collison 🏴�.. @jedisexpest
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Vagina Museum @vagina_museum
192K Followers 5K Following World's first bricks and mortar museum dedicated to vaginas, vulvas and the gynae anatomy.
John Cougar's Melon C.. @bimbonicwoman
980 Followers 140 Following the ghost of @bitzydimbo 💋 https://t.co/3SQ3Rkdciu 🔞
Sailor Co-dependent @NewGPantherlill
684 Followers 198 Following NSFW 18+ writer of smutty fantasy stories. Explorer of fun. SHENANIGANIZER. muahahahaha. NO DMs. we’re all mad in here 🫶🏼
words 🌊 @thewordsionary
132K Followers 3 Following sharing some of the most interesting words you’ve probably never heard of 📖
Urbanartist @Urbanartist2
24K Followers 23K Following i am an artisan/creative/liberal i think art is a reflection of society, if you want to know what’s going on in the world look at what the artists are creating
DZY🚗🚌 @bokneeya
2K Followers 3K Following I travel the U.S. in my RV. USAF Veteran... from Aus-Tex. stranger in a strange land. My tweets suck, but my replies kill!
Lia L'Assassin ★ Nu.. @Design_Assassin
5K Followers 3K Following Show us ya Twits! Cheeky Lass w a side of Sass. Pure heart, Dirty mind. 89% Humor. Creative. Wordsmith. Photo,🎵 Design/Tech Nerd. ⅔ Ninja. Typo 👑 Kind. In 🖤
Amy @AmysGotBirds
6K Followers 6K Following Thank you for the gift of your advice. By any chance, did you keep the receipt?
Not a Snail @def_Not_Snail
3K Followers 1K Following not a snail • surgeon • biologist • lawyer • obviously not single • bugs • seriously, I'm not single • non-bibliophile •
Raves 🖤💛❤️ @RavenZech2
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Jesse @jverona77
16K Followers 14K Following dad of 2. blue voter, always….also @jverona77 on BlueSky but never there - Occasionally funny.
Life isn’t perfect, but your accessories can be.
you deserve someone who proudly tells everyone they know about you and how wonderful you are, who saves every pic you send even if it's just a sunset or a meme, who stays up late just to talk to you, who makes you feel beautiful and special. you deserve that special kind of love.
"you shouldn't let your cat jump on the counter" my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to
it's my emotional support spoonful of peanut butter and yes i'd love for you to rinse the spoon since i'm already in bed 😌😘
Real introverts cut their own hair to avoid small talk at the salon
I am raising a daughter that will know her worth and a son your daughter will be safe with. That’s a promise.
Literally me rn
Brb, gonna go dunk a Crumbl cookie in Utah Lake
Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩
I honestly don't gaf about Kenny G, but I would take a video to send to my dad because he would flip
Imagine the legend pulling up on you like this…
On the subject of Carrie Fisher…My grandfather only took me to 2 movies, both with Carrie Fisher. The 1st was Under The Rainbow. As soon as Fisher was seen in her underwear, we had to leave. The 2nd was ROTJ. Thankfully, he was asleep by the time Fisher was in her slave outfit.
And that’s a wrap on another birthday for my beautiful girl 💗
I have a group project due on Fri, & this other girl & I decided to make music for our part of the presentation. Got together today to practice, gave ourselves an hour, only ended up needing 15 minutes I love working with other real musicians, it's so easy it feels like cheating
Had a lovely bath tonight for the first time in I can’t remember how long. Shaved my bush by candlelight like my ancestors, if my ancestors had had access to Amazon and flameless candles.
QT and tell me any of your 5 favorite things. 1. the scent books have, old and new 2. when it's cold and you can see your breath 3. the smell of chimney smoke in the air 4. rain and foggy air 5. the first sip of hot coffee on a cold morning
QT and tell me any of your 5 favorite things. 1. Waking up the fresh coffee brewing 2. Frosty hikes at dawn in winter 3. Watching the moon set during sunrise 4. A purring cat 5. 16 year old single malt Islay scotch
If you're seeing this post, I hope you have an awesome week. If you're struggling, keep going. You got this. Love y'all.
I went upstairs at the hospital to play the piano since they removed it from the lobby for some exhibit, usually I can come up here and nobody is up here, tell me why there is a man in cowboy boots at MY (the hospital's) piano? How dare.
me: dating is hard me on a date: there was a dog in your dating profile pic why are they not here
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