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Teardrop tattoos but for bags of Doritos I’ve killed
I hope you all get the sleep you need tonight..
Is a skinny ankle called a skankle?
My best advice is fucking move. take that how you will.
taylor swift should write a song about someone heating up fish in the microwave at work.
Life has no script, Live it.
The older I get the faster time goes. Time’s like, let’s get this over with already.
Stop hating on lazy people. We didn't even do anything.
I'm sorry I can't talk at the moment, I'm looking up the menu of a restaurant I'm going to next week.
“I’m a doomsday prepper” I say to the Costco cashier as she scans 3 pallets of vodka and Uncrustables.
i definitely wanna go somewhere freshen my mind, take a break from everything
i am like the opposite of artificial intelligence. genuine stupidity.
some of it is ugly, obscene and bestial, some of it is pure and holy and spiritual: all of it is myself.
I love that we live in a world where I can call going to the dispensary running an errand.
when time turns around and slowly looks back at you
Afterschool Specials led me to believe I would be offered more free drugs.
the quiet pleasure of comfortable rest.
you’d be single too if you saw what’s out there
We're all just doing the best we can.
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43K Followers 989 Following𝘾𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙖 @Cerra__
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18K Followers 2K Following wyd😻 💀cash app if you appreciate my content 💝https://t.co/b7YgMRpTkp@_indica_sky So, here's that meme I mentioned...
combinations of guilt & grief sewn so deeply into my flesh that i wouldn't know where to begin if trying to untangle my limbs from the binds of these agonies.
Teardrop tattoos but for bags of Doritos I’ve killed
Idc ain’t no tmi with my friends I wanna see the sex tape
Nothing is sexier than a man who's capable of saying "no thank you my girl wouldn't like that"
I hope you all get the sleep you need tonight..
i just miss you, in quite a simple, desperate, human way.
I dont wanna hope for the best, i wanna hope for what i want
to call you the love of my life does not do justice to how much i love you. my existence doesn’t make sense without you by my side. for the rest of our lives, in the next, in every alternate reality, i'll be yours if you’ll have me.
I deserve a good night's sleep & I give myself permission to rest deeply
Don't listen to anyone who says you're a loser if you spend too much time on Twitter. We are so much worse than that.
taylor swift should write a song about someone heating up fish in the microwave at work.